Kiss Me Meter

It’s the Kiss-Me-Meter!  If you are going on a first date, you may want to cop one of these.  REAL TALK!

The pitch: Simply blow onto Seju Engineering’s Kiss-me Meter just before planting a wet one on your date, and an LED indicator determines whether or not you should make the dive for first base (or you could pop a Tic Tac, whatever works for you, really).

So now there is no reason for cats’ breath to smell like butt crack anymore. *side eyes Beyonce and P. Diddy*
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