Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

What with Brit-Brit all in the hospital and all that, it’s kind of slow. So I figured I would post these pics of Tyson Beckford for you guys. Dude looks sharper than a Santoku knife.

“When your career hits the skids suck dicks on vids! The modern ho motto!”

- Reader and sister in blogging PrettyBlack

I LOVE this show!

Meet Clarence! Clarence is a psychic who supposedly offers free psychic energy readings on public access on the East Coast. Unfortunately when he TRIES to help cats, he gets pranked. It doesn’t help that he goes the hell off on his callers and hangs up on them though. Check him out!

My favorite line: “You finna catch a dial tone! There you go!” *hangs up phone*

Uh-oh! Someone’s trying to get into Chris Breezy’s pockets!

Talk about a hefty Christmas present. A concert set designer has reportedly filed a million-dollar lawsuit against the tour company of R&B star Chris Brown.

John Troxtel alleges that Brown’s touring company didn’t own up to their end of the bargain after a verbal agreement for his work designing the sets for Brown’s “Up Close and Personal” Tour.

What is going on with all this litigation crap? Rapper Birdman is also being sued for allegedly not paying licensing fees.

All I know is if they need a lawyer, they can hollar at Seattle Slim Esquire. I do watch a lot of Law & Order. I got my litigation game on lock!

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I am still trying to figure out if this is Vivica Fox. Sandra Rose initially broke the story and now the video is all over the internets.

Well if it really IS Aunt Viv, she’ll be happy to know that she’ll always have a career in “movies.”

(Spotted at Crunk & Disorderly!)

The 2007 Crack Whore of the Year, Britney Spears, made it known that Jamie Lynn was NOT about to swagger jack her “dysfunctional broad” game. Not in the ‘08 hoes!

Britney was taken to Cedars-Sinai last night after a custody dispute erupted at her house. The cops were called and so were the medics and she was taken away on a stretcher. You KNOW this is developing. Will I care in a few hours after I stuff my face? Yeah….just a little. Not a lot.

Look at former rapper Ma$e, now known as Pastor Mason Betha, and his wife Twyla {<--What the f*ck kind of name is that?--Slim} advertising their "Born to Succeed" religious program. Well isn't he a regular Jimmy Swaggart?

I wonder if he touches on cheating on your wife with trannies in Atlanta. It would be even better if he would reach out to Puffy and anoint him with talent.

Thank God it’s Friday tomorrow!!!

Go Obama! While I’m still waiting to see what he has to offer, I’m overjoyed he beat out Hillary Clinton. Sorry Hillary! I’m not pleased with you selling YOUR soul on that health care issue. Why am I happy Huckabee won? He’s not Fred Thompson, Mitt Romney or Ron Paul! That’s good enough for me…….

Next stop is New Hampshire!