Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

I blame Diamond from Crime Mob for this right here……

This is straight out of Diamond’s Magic City Nights Collection. Glass and platform ho shoes are not included. Wait a minute? Tiny is that you? Where’s T.I. in all of this?

Some fashion lames complained about homegirl wearing white after Labor Day. HELLO!!! That rule went out the window LAST YEAR with a few of the couture collections. I am MAD at her face though………….


WHY the hood????? I mean really? She looks like she’s on her way to audition for a Parliament Funkadelic 2008 Reunion tour. *singing “Swing down…..I’m gon’ ride…..”*

Why does homegirl’s face look like she drank a jizz martini??

Now I don’t want to sound mean or anything………but come on.

They didn’t do this brother any kind of right in this picture. Can YOU spot what’s wrong with this picture????

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NO No and NO AGAIN! There aren’t really any words to be honest. I just thought that the Ringling Bros. and Barnum And Bailey Circus was coming LATER in the fall. I guess they sent the black clowns ahead to do some goodwill touring.

DAMNED SHAME!

So the homey, The Furious One of The Fury had the INSIDE scoop at the Ozone Awards. This cat has a gang of videos for your viewing pleasure from inside the actual awards. Please go to his site and check all of them out. There are quite a few and they’re all an inside look at how n*ggalicious the Ozone Awards got. I picked this video because I have never seen anything more chav-tastic since the Source Awards. And we ALL remember The Source Awards *lol*.

Things to look for:
-Buckeey dissing Tango
-Diamond and Princess of Crime Mob’s scaliwag ass acceptance speech. *SMH* I feel like I should’ve been invited so I could get on stage like Susan Powter, yelling “Stop the madness, n*ggas! We is free now!!!!”

As I was going through Seaspot yet again I was not disappointed. DAMN YOU WET ‘N’ WILD!!!

Who told these two young ladies (middle and far right) that raiding the .99 bin at Walgreens was the thing to damned do? Don’t they know some of those shades and colors have been in said bin since 1995? Girls STOP!

And she did the blue too???? I quit this b*tch. My last will and testament is in my underwear drawer near my “stepping out” thongs.

*Going into the light* I wonder if heaven got a ghetto?

Wow! Is it really possible to butcher your own song? Well, yeah! But now you can’t convince me now how that Amerie can really hit the high notes at all. She performed her latest single “That’s What You Are” at an event in Brooklyn recently and that sounded pretty good. Probably because that is her VOCAL range. But when she did “1 Thing,” my eyebrows furrowed together as my ears were assaulted with the YELPING of a Yak in labor. Check it out for yourself………..

(Spotted at Amerie Web)

GIRL STOP!!!!!!

Am I really to believe that this chic let these cats take her picture like this? Were they just running up on cats at the club??? Sh*t all my pictures on Seaspot (like all of two lol! What? I was working some guy out on the dancefloor…..I’m too bad to pose) are on point. Damned shame! AND……wait for it…

wait for it….
wait for it…

If we just SOPPED the oil off her damned face the war in Iraq would be over today. Sh*t she could put Exxon Mobile AND Shell out of business.

And no she didn’t cop the damned $20 contacts??????? *spits*