Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

So you would think at the New York Ed Hardy SoHo Store Opening there would be some well dressed people. WRONG! Oh so wrong….*stifling sobs* Check it out while I douse my eyes with this acid.

I’ve been trying to figure out WHAT Fabolous reminds me of and looking at this pic I get it. Looking like one of the Fraggles from Fraggle Rock was a close second, but looking like a giant, black penis took first. Doesn’t he just look like a penis some guy dressed up in a little t-shirt and some sun glasses with a hat for fun? You know to put on his Myspace? He looks like a dildo with a specialty covering for the Puerto Rican Day Parade!

There are no words….none. Wait…perhaps there are: vile, vomit, disgusting, sick, sweet Jesus on His throne, puke-tastic, Jesus be a switchblade, and more. How anyone could look like this is beyond me, and my now offended guts.

Raelyn Hennessee basically said: Fuck. Effort. I couldn’t even CENSOR this….it was that blatant. She didn’t CARE that her knee high stockings weren’t high enough for her mini! Hell naw….Ed Hardy is for the gangstas!

(Clare De Lune at the Sydney Film Festival)
I’m just wondering WHY so much damned eye makeup? Just because you’re a man doesn’t give you a free pass to screw this up. With the hair and the eye makeup, he/she looks like Bozo the Party Clown. I thought she was on hand to make balloon animals…..

See I knew something was wrong with T-Pain when I heard “Sprung.” I WANTED to like him when he did “I’m In Luv Wit A Stripper” because I figured he would fade to obscurity….but like an in-grown hair in the genital area, he is STILL there no matter HOW much you try to get rid of him. I misjudged his staying power. So while I am not surprised at the author of this quote, I am still wondering who the hell to assasinate for releasing this Krakenass dude on us.
T-Pain on Ray-J’s member: “…not many men can follow Ray J. The man got a huge meat.”
Doesn’t T-Pain remind you of this:

Quote spotted at SOHH