For the LOVE OF GOD do NOT visit the Alexyss K. Tylor website!!!!! I realize you probably weren’t but if you were planning to see what fuckery has ensued do me a favor and do the following:
1) TURN OFF YOUR SPEAKERS! The hackers have decided to put up a soundbyte that loops. It plays some guy yelling that you’re looking at free porn.
2) THE VILE PICTURES! Do not eat or think about eating if you MUST go to the site. It’s GROSS cats. REAL gross….
SOHH.com had it just as bad with racist and even morbid pictures from Rotten.com. Thank God I missed those but I was not spared unfortunately at Tylor’s site thanks to my curiosity. DAMN DAMN DAMN!
I was fully prepared to tell my sons to not bring home any guttersnipe, bust it baby-type scaliwags right around the time of middle school. I see that I need to get with it and I need to start schooling them on how not to be Captains Save-A-Hoe from daycare.
What next? Are these little harridans going to start hitting up little boys for their toys talking about they owe them child support for the babies??? The babies being all their equally slutty Bratz dolls. Good night!
Real talk!!! Excuse me if I ramble because I’m a little tipsy. Fuck yeah I’m tipsy. That Riesling will FUCK you up though…
I can see myself wearing this. I can just IMAGINE all the mens in the room just trying to holla at a chick with this outfit on. I mean what’s not to like??? It comes with things that could be used as dildos on the shoulders. First thing that came to mind was “suck my jag-on” from that episode of South Park.
But for real though, I would like to meet the motherfucker that buys this shittery.
You know what gets me about Amanda Lepore? Is the fact that this broad is able to go out to all the hottest events or whatever and have people even want to show their face next to hers.
I can only imagine what he’s thinking. The world tells women that they need to look a certain way, but this woman is able to go around the place and get in? But yet I, with my non-celebrity ass (I am hood rich though) would be beaten out back by security for trying to get in? Where is the justice???
The folks over at AllTheParties.com just HAVE to know what’s up when they take these pictures. They just have to. I mean, I know the photographer saw them and knew he scored. I know he didn’t do it because he thought they were fine…
What would possess someone to think to that this is a good look?
SHIT!!!
Okay so here’s how I know this is a crock of shit okay? First of all, he was once a woman who kept his female organs. He/She/It whatever just added a penis. Okay, having been pregnant my damned self, unless they removed ALL of his/her/Its mammary glands in the breasts, then BASICALLY that picture is photoshopped. Why? Because when you’re pregnant even the most flat chested broad *ahem Nicole Ritchie ahem* get breasts.
FOH with that!!
One thing can’t be disputed: that’s going to be one f*cked up kid if it’s true. YEAH I said it!
I think he picked the wrong slogan to wear on himself or to even market. I was kind of hoping he would get to work on that “I F*CKED Shyne” shirt. Oh well…
First of all shout outs to JoeBravo for sending me this. I’m late but better late than never!
Here’s a clip of Gucci Mane and Buffy the Body acting COUNTRY as hell.
Now I have never heard Buffy talk until this clip and MY GOD I didn’t know her accent was so strong. Sweet Jesus on the cross. Anyway, check out this clip. Whoever did it wasn’t nearly as kind as I’m trying to be right now.
Will someone think of the children?!?!?! I’m kidding. I’m just mad I wasn’t invited. Weddings are my sh*t. I go, cry loudly in the back, eat up all their food, get drunk, then bounce out early. I usually tell them the BEST ways to cheat on each other and then start crying about my own failed marriage. Fun times huh?
Anyway, Gary Coleman, 40, married Shannon Price, a 22 year old actress (?) he met on the set of 2006’s comedy “Church Ball.” Wasn’t that number one in the box office in 2006?
Anyway he apparently has one hell of a temper and LOST his virginity to her.
Price and Coleman tell INSIDE EDITION the honeymoon stage of their marriage has waned with Price describing the relationship as “off and on.” “We may go a week and not speak to each other, but that’s because you’re thinking and mulling things over,” says Coleman.
Price explains, saying, “Yeah, I’ve locked myself in a room and stayed there because I’m like, ‘You know what? I don’t even want to fight over this, its ridiculous.” Price admits on several occasions the fights have gone beyond yelling. “He lets his anger conquer him sometimes, I don’t like the violence, I really don’t…He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction…He’s got to damage something before his anger stops.”
What is she afraid of? She could raise a knee and that would knock him out! Gary better stop playin’ like he doesn’t know what’s up. Throw something at me, and I’ll get the belt for him. Real talk….
Not ONLY does he look like he bought this getup from a rehab arts & crafts fair, he swagger-jacked my man Flavor Flav’s “tacky negroe with a top hat” game.
What did they give him a grammy for anyway? What did he win for? Best Inability to Sing? Or Best Attempt at Fooling the Public via Vocoder?
I think that Kid Fury was trying to kill me when he posted this. Actually, I think he was trying to kill a lot of people by disseminating this f*ckery right here.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be in the corner sucking my thumb and crying for my “Mama.” Thanks!
Here are flicks from the set of Teyana Taylor’s video for her single “Google Me, Baby.” She’s already getting compared to Lil’ Mama. Umm yeah….Lil’ Mama > Teyana Taylor.
I gotta laugh though, this is the closest these youngun’s are getting to Madonna versus Cindy Lauper or Debbie Gibson versus Tiffany in my day (I’m 26)!
Apparently Omarion is directing the video. Fritz Lang be damned! Guess who stopped by in an awkward turn of events? The disgraced Raz-B showed up after making himself scarce following his allegations on YouTube that Chris Stokes, his cousin and former manager, sexually molested him. I’m snickering at how Jazze Pha and Pharrell kept their distance from Raz in the picture. It looks like he just ran up behind those cats to get in the picture.
This is just a hot mess in more ways than one. It’s so bad, you can tell that she can’t EVEN sing regardless of the fact that they doctored the HELL out of her voice.
I wish I would’ve been there on the beach. I would’ve let loose a gang of rabid crabs right on her ass………
We have done NOTHING to deserve this. Nothing! I know I patiently dealt with the HORROR that was “Umbrella” and all its many DEMONIC reincarnations, I dealt with her lackluster HOWLING during live performances, I dealt with her being everywhere.
For real, they promoted her so hard, I was expecting her FACE to be on tampons or on a maxi pad!
Well there’s no rest for the weary…..or the wicked apparently *side eyes Rihanna and Def Jam*. According to MTV.com, she’s already started working on her fourth album.
Maybe it will only take her 33 weeks to go platinum this time, eh?
(Spotted at Sandra Rose)
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