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What a lucky baby…………

Usher and his wife, Tameka Foster, welcomed a baby boy on Monday night, multiple sources tell PEOPLE.

While reps for Usher and Foster were not immediately available for comment, one source says Usher was with his wife and new child Tuesday at an Atlanta hospital, and the family is expected to head home on Wednesday.

Multiple sources told PEOPLE before the birth that the couple planned to name their son Usher Raymond V.

He MIGHT want to keep an eye on her. I know some animals like to eat their young…..

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Tameka Foster at the Dream concert to a woman who thought Foster was going to have a girl:

No girls for me. I hate girls!

I think she hates girls because she already has a stable of young virgins she sacrifices every two weeks in order to bathe in their blood and stay young………

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Usher was at the Macy’s in NYC yesterday promoting his new cologne “Piss & Oil.” Or was it “Eau De Tameka’s Swampass??” Oh my bad!! He was promoting “Usher.” Awww look at his face! The joy he takes in literally killing angels by fumigating them from heaven with that ish is really beautiful to me…………

Usher unveiled his new fragrance, named Usher, at the Atlanta Macy’s yesterday. Tameka Foster was not there either. Hmm…for some reason when I think of perfumes or colognes done by stars, I think they smell like prostitute sweat, jizz and cocaine residue. Not that I know what ANY of those smell like *lol*. I mean they can’t smell good right? RIGHT?

I won’t exhaust it too much because it’s probably on EVERY blog known to man. I will just give a quick rundown of some of my favorite pics.

Monica looks lovely for being 6 months pregnant! And I need that top in my life. Good for her getting out even though she’s knocked up.

Usher and his wet nurse Tameka Foster (Raymond) showed up. Apparently there was some static between one of Tameka’s friends and blogger/photograher Sandra Rose. Usher apologized for the antics. WTF Tameka????

I have no words T-Boz. I will just say that Jesus cures all that ails us.

Janet and Jermaine Dupri looked really cute together. I won’t front everything about her was perfection. Very classy! Very chic!

I cannot say the same about the promo girls however……..
How does this fit in with a DAMNED thing? Someone call PETA!

Okay this is the last one I promise!!! This is supposed to be a new track (I don’t have ANY of his albums lol) of Usher’s. Tell me if I’m wrong. It’s supposedly featuring Jagged Edge but I don’t hear it, so I didn’t include them in the title. Maybe they’re singing background? Anyway, they sampled a song we have all heard before, most notably on Ice Cube’s “Today Was A Good Day.” Sounds pretty good and of course it will start some scandal because the song may be about Tameka Foster. You listen and be the judge.

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USHER:

Were you in a relationship with Usher, or was it just for the sex?
I wouldnt dream of being in a relationship with him.YUCK. It was just
for sex, but the sex was NOT all that good either. I kinda felt sorry
for him. So I fu*ked him.

Were you dissapointed?
Um yeah. Because it was after a concert when we “fu*ked” and it was
smelling like straight up FISH up in backstage in his dressing room. It
was NOT me either. So im like babes? whats that smell. He tried to make
it seem like it already smelled like that when they got to the arena. Im
like whatever, can we get this over with.

How was the sex?
It was fu*king horrible and on top of that it was smelling back there.
This man is not packing, his d*ck is way small and he was having a hard
time trying to find my hole. Then ol’ boy did something out of this
world, he yelled out something haitian and some big ugly black man came
out and walked over to Usher and they started making out. I was sick to
my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.

I hope to GOD that Tameka whoops her ass. I really do. I’m not one for Tameka at all but real talk, Superhead is a whore of the lowest degree. I bet her situation smells 20 times worse than Britney AFTER Kevin hit raw…….

B*tch please………..

Can I write a book telling all my business and get paid too??? Hell yeah. But I won’t because I have class and I’m not even as rich as she is.

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Tameka Foster has denied all the rumors as to why her and Usher canceled their wedding, which was supposed to take place on July 28th. Tameka is really doing some damage control huh? Better keep that game tight or it’s your ass Tameka! She tells People:

“No one knows why we canceled the wedding, but I can tell you that all of the reasons that everyone is speculating and writing about are completely untrue.”

The 37-year-old also denied reports she was rushed to hospital after going into premature labor when the nuptials were shelved.

She told People magazine: “We had a scare. But, I am fine and the baby is fine.”

The ceremony was due to take place at record executive L.A. Reid’s Hamptons estate but was called off just two hours before proceedings were due to begin.

No official reason for the cancellation was given to the 100 wedding guests, which included Beyonce Knowles and her lover Jay-Z, Janet Jackson, and Ashanti.

Wow! Then if it isn’t true WHY would someone cancel their wedding??? I’m just saying. Your mom not being there is pretty big. Or maybe Chilli busted up into the piece butt naked singing “Red Light Special” to Usher as he waited????? Highly unlikely but OH so funny!

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(I LOVE that picture lol)
My girl over at Dirty Whore posted this letter that Usher wrote to People magazine. He basically tells us (especially us bloggers) to piss off. Let’s just say the guy reads what’s out there. He’s hot about it!

“It has already been announced that I plan to marry this year. However, since my wedding day will be special to Tameka and I, this is information that we would like to keep private. It’s disturbing that the media and bloggers (under the guise as ‘fans’) continuously speculate on the personal aspects of my life, therefore making assumptions and wrong insinuations that my fans are subject to believe.

“I am happy, excited, completely clear and independent on my direction, feelings, decisions and I am NOT BEING LED. Some media and bloggers have been totally intrusive, they have misconstrued aspects of my personal life and, because of this, my ‘true’ fans are not sure about what is fact and what is fiction. There is a difference in stating an opinion versus drawing a conclusion that is incorrect.

“As previously reported, I have NEVER threatened or harassed anyone from any media format – print, radio, television or Internet media. At this point the best thing to say to my fans is just because it sounds enticing and it MAY sound ‘true,’ that does not make it truth. I understand the fact that I must sacrifice some anonymity for the career I love, however some things are personal like having a child or a marriage. These aspects are not for the public and, to me, are sacred. I would hope my privacy in these areas would be respected.”
– Usher

Umm…okay, well SAY THAT then! See y’all big blogs better stop going after Usher’s wet nurse…err..I mean woman like that. *Sticks tongue out*
(Thanks Dirty Whore!)

R&B singer Usher and his fiancee and wet nurse Tameka Foster have confirmed that they indeed are expecting their first child together. Congratulations to the May-December couple on their first child! An even bigger congrats to Tameka on her bait and snare game! Who says cougars can’t get these young boys??? If you remember the pictures I posted on Monday of Tameka and Jamie Foxx, you would also remember I confirmed her pregnancy first after seeing her baby bump. This really isn’t a surprise to me. Took her ass long enough. Perhaps she read the blog and decided to come out after her pictures were so obvious? Hmmmmmm……..

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