Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

And this is his future: teaching white women to crank dat soulja boy at Bally’s gyms as part of his “aerobics class.”

(Nice shirt grandma!)

Some Reno residents are pissed that a billboard featuring Beyonce, with her tittayballs covered by a bikini top, has gone up in their neighborhood. The residents say it’s inappropriate and that it needs to be changed. One resident, Ward Ryan, even says it’s “ghettozing” the neighborhood. *Slim side eyes*

Scott Seidenstricker, manager of KWNZ, said the photograph of Knowles is part of a series that also includes singers Gwen Stefani and Justin Timberlake.

“The billboards were taken from publicity shots and this is the way those people perform,” Seidenstricker said. “So to show them in a jogging suit probably wouldn’t be the right thing.”

Other residents expressed more concern over how the billboard has blocked mountain views in the west Reno neighborhood.

“If you come out here it now dominates the skyline,” Ward Ryan said. “It just screams of degradation, it screams of ghettoizing a good neighborhood.”

Ryan, who has collected about 100 signatures on a petition protesting the billboard, said he was upset that Clear Channel installed it without notifying neighbors.

Uh, judging from the picture above, I don’t think that Beyonce is at fault for that neighborhood being “ghettoized.” I’m just saying. It’s not like they live in Malibu or anything. The cat sounds like one of those guys. You know the ones that act a fool when a minority family moves in on some “there goes the neighborhood” crap.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *catches breath* AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This made my Monday. I know it’s about a week old, but apparently the “breakup” was done quietly.

According to PR.com, lead singer and member of Pretty Ricky, Pleasure, has left the group to pursue other music and television interests with Minnesota Vikings football player Bryant McKinnie.

Miami, FL, November 04, 2007 –(PR.com)– R&B sensation, Pleasure P, has broken away from the quartet Pretty Ricky and merged with Minnesota Vikings offensive tackle, Bryant McKinnie, to create Swagga Entertainment. The two stars will be filmed throughout their journey and the quest to search out new talent will be turned into a reality television project, ‘Swagga Boys’ {Note: Something tells me BET is RIGHT on top of this!-Slim}. The project will offer a behind the scenes look at what happens when celebrities from the music and sports worlds collide.

After successful hits with Pretty Ricky such as Grind With Me, Your Body, and Age Ain’t Nothin but a Number, Pleasure P disbanded from the others to break out on a solo career and commence this collaboration with McKinnie.

McKinnie will use his resources as a professional athlete and celebrity to turn his protege and friend into a solo star. Pleasure P has made records with multi-platinum artists like Lil Wayne and Trick Daddy, while McKinnie has played on the field with NFL superstars like Santana Moss and Daunte Culpepper. Two highly competitive industries come together with the mission of turning Pleasure P into a solo artist and establishing his own place among the giants of the music industry.

The project follows the journey that Mckinnie and Pleasure P go through on their way to a successful album. From renting a jet to go to Pleasure P’s concert to McKinnie’s birthday party in Miami, the pilot also shows the behind the scenes lives of these two rising superstars. The most noted highlight is the recording studio jam session with established recording artists such as Slim Thug, Deelishis {Note: Deelishis is ESTABLISHED??? Don’t MAKE me laugh!!-Slim}, and Sharissa where they unexpectedly recorded their first song.

I went to the Pretty Ricky website but the latest news item dated all the way back to October 18th. *sigh* What a shame! Now who will serenade snot nosed teens with overly sexual material? Who will make the songs that make it possible for these homoerotic brats to simulate the worst lovemaking I have ever seen???

My new guilty pleasure so far has been reading the “fan literature” over at the Pretty Ricky message boards. If you like ghet-liture or trash lit urban literature then you might like this mess. It’s free anyway and if you get bored “picking cotton in the fields” aka working then this is an interesting diversion. This stuff is so seedy it’s bananas! But my question is why are all the main characters light skinned celebrities like Lauren London? *side eye* It’s crazy for real! Here’s an excerpt:

“I’m So Hood, I wear my pants below my waist and I never dance up in this place because you and your man is planning to hate.I’m so hood!”, Sahwn phone sung DJ Khaled Im So Hood. I ssen a glimpse of a light skin blond head chick pop up. She had a wide smile that revealed her gap. My smile kind of dropped. he pushed ignore. “Shawn, who was that?”, I asked, looking up at him. “Nobody”, he spoke. “So why you aint answer?”, I asked, raising my voice. He looked at me and burped MiAsia, when she burped he layed her on the bed and got up. “Who the fuck is she?, I yelled. “Didn’t I just tell your stupid ass nobody!”, he yelled. “Nah, she had to be somebody, you ignored it”, I yelled, getting up. “Fuck this shit”, he spoke. “Nah, you fucking her?, I asked him up in his face. “Maybe”,he spoke. I punched him in his chest. Tears rolled down my face of anger. I threw his neckalce and hit him in the face. He pushed me. “Get the fuck out my face Amelia”, he yelled. I swung and hit him in his chest. “You a dumb muthafucka!”, I yelled. He mushed me in my face. I punched him in his face. “I told your ass to get out ym face!”,he yelled and pushed me. I hit the wall with force.

Now your girl is a real bibliophile and fine literature stan but this right here *lol* is some stuff. And the girls commenting seem to identify easily. *cocks head with a screwface*

Click here to read this smut!

With a star studded cast which includes Tamala Jones and Hassan Johnson, I am SURE this movie is guaranteed to get a Golden Globe at the VERY least! I just want to know if Bokeem Woodbine was given a role. A brother has to eat!

On November 16, BET will present the world premiere of Houston MC Mike Jones’ feature film, American Dream. The film, which shares it’s title with Mike’s sophomore solo LP, chronicles the rapper’s rise to fame from the streets of his hometown. Jones co-wrote and stars in American Dream, which was directed by indie filmmaker Derrick Dixon. Clifton Powell, Tamala Jones and Hassan Johnson also have roles in the film. American Dream airs on BET at Friday November 16 at 8:00 p.m., and a DVD of the movie will come bundled with Mike’s album, which hits stores on November 20.

I can hardly wait.

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Josh Hartnett seems to have followed my own personal mantra to “regulate on any shade of that ass” by getting down with pop skank Rihanass Rihanna. She’s definitely dickmatized.

Umbrella girl Rihanna has finally come clean about movie star Josh Hartnett and told 3am: “I’ve fallen for him big time.”

The stunning 19-year-old has previously dodged questions about her love life but the loved-up singer told all at the World Music Awards in Monte Carlo at the weekend.

Spilling the beans about Pearl Harbor star Josh, 29, she grinned: “I would be lying if I told you we were not more than just friends.

“He is so hot and he is really sweet to me.

“When we hang out it feels right - even though it’s still pretty new.”

I bet somewhere Scarlett Johansson is screaming “Yahh B*tch Yahh” as she puts graffiti all over Rihanna’s Cover Girl makeup ads.

Might I just add that she looks like a puppy dog in that picture??? She is just looking at him like a dog looks at the table for some scraps. She looks like she might be scared of that “thang” anyway. Is her “Front, Back and Side to Side” even all that good???? If I was in her position my picture would’ve consisted of me looking right at the camera on some “I’m about to smash” ish.

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There goes that hate crime charge!

A 43-year-old Dekalb resident has been charged in the recent defacement of the Tupac Amaru Shakur Center for the Arts in Stone Mountain, Georgia. According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, Kenneth Anthony Wilson was charged on Thursday (October 1) with second degree criminal damage to property, which is a felony. The vandalism occurred during the early morning hours of October 20, when fliers bearing rants about various rappers, the 9/11 attacks and Hurricane Katrina were plastered all over the statue and the Center’s grounds. A rope with a wooden cross attached to it was also found wrapped around the bronze statue of Tupac that stands in the Center’s Peace Garden. Wilson, who is African-American, has not been charged with a hate crime, and is being held on a $1500 bond. DeKalb police spokeswoman Mekka Parish said that investigators had no reason to believe the attack was racially motivated.

I didn’t see that coming either but only because it was in Georgia. I guess dude was just tired of it all………

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Attention Beyonce stans! You are in for a change with her next album!!!

R&B sensation Beyonce Knowles is reportedly set to ditch her R&B routes in favor of dance music.

According to reports, the former ‘Destiny’s Child’ singer approached up-and-coming dance act The Freemasons to work on a new song for her next album- after her last album ‘B-Day’ didn’t do as well as expected.

James Wiltshire, one half of the dance duo, said: “The album is going to be huge.

“It will rival anything the likes of Britney and Rihanna have done recently. Beyoncé and her team can see where mistakes were made on her last album.

“That was very American, very r’n’b and stripped back. This time they want to go for a more international sound and hit as many audiences as possible.

“Normally big stars don’t take any notice of smaller acts like ours, so her decision to work with us shows just where she is going with this album.”

Basically she’s going to go for a less urban audience and for more of a white audience, just like she did with her FIRST album. We all know that “B’Day” was definitely more urban than before. But why would she follow Rihanna? Has Rihan-ASS Rihanna even gone platinum yet????

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Yay….I guess? Anyway Eminem is set to release a DVD of his performances at his 2005 Madison Square Garden concert. It’s called Live From New York City and is set for release on November 13th. Here’s the track listing:

1) Evil Deeds
2) Mosh
3) Business
4) Rain Man
5) Ass Like That
6) Puke
7) Kill You
Like Toy Soldiers
9) Lodi Dodi
10) Just A Friend
11) Nuthin But A G Thing
12) My Name Is1
3) Git Up
14) How Come
15) Rock Star
16) 40oz
17) My Band
18) Stan
19) The Way I Am
20) Just Don’t Give A Fuck
21) Got Some Teeth
22) Stay ‘Bout It
23) The Set Up
24) Like Dat
25) Cleaning Out My Closet
26) Mockingbird
27) Just Lose It
28) Lose Yourself <----I hate this song!!!

Okay that’s great but WHEN can we expect a new album??? We really need some good rappers right about now the South pop is killing rap right now. When Fergie is a threat to Eve, things have gotten bad………..

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Wow! I’m amped….. I can’t wait *wan smile*
Will Smith is set to direct a “Karate Kid” remake and will put his son Jaden as Daniel-san. Guess who Mr. Miyagi will be? Jackie Chan!!!

Of all the movies to put your boy in, you pick “Karate Kid” which destroyed Ralph Maggio? *SMDH* The kid deserves to be in good movies after doing “The Pursuit Of Happyness.”

Jaden: But dad I don’t want to do this stupid movie. I’m going to look like a nerd.
Will: You better shut your ass up ‘fo I start to cussin’. You gotta start working seeing as how ya mama ain’t.

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