Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

Ever wondered what happened to D4L? No? Well me neither, BUT one of their members is doing a solo project *snickers* and this is the first joint. There’s a remix with Plies, Gorilla Zoe and a few other rappers.

I’m thinking this here is enough! Lyrics? Whack! But the beat is good and it’ll make you bop for sure.

In an attempt to salvage her lackluster album, Kelly Rowland is re-releasing “Ms. Kelly. Here is one song off that album. It’s boring…..
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Well seeing as how Foxy is in jail, Lil’ Kim is struggling to stay relevant, Eve is damn near off the radar, Trina still sucks and all the others aren’t worth mentioning right now, it only makes sense that Kid Sister would have a shot. It’s better than talking about “bootylicious bubble yum.”

Between this and Lil’ Mama’s “Lip Gloss,” I’m set on the beauty shop rap. Maybe I could make money talking about a Brazilian Bikini Wax?

“I’m killin’ these hoes with their crotch all messy,
I go to the salon to brazilian wax my pu…..” I’ll leave it at that. I don’t want y’all to steal my verses!

I like Murs. That brother has been in the game for a minute now and his flows are tight. He hasn’t ever been one to be like all the commercial rap cats acting a fool. *side eyes Birdman* Check out his new video here!

Oh Mya…..
May I just ask one question? How do you shake it like a dog without looking like you have fleas??? How does a dog shake anyway?

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What can I say about this video that hasn’t already been said about every rap video that has been out since 2003???

I really do like how they use the “video ho comes out of the pool dripping wet” angle for the BAZILLIONTH time. Maybe if they could throw in a great white shark chasing her as she swims for her life it would spice the video up?

I found this over at Badminton Stamps and this mix is off the chain. I’m a big fan of “Hustler” by Simian Mobile Disco and I won’t deny I was digging Ross’ “Hustler” last year so when I found this mash-up I was ecstatic. Think of it as chopped and screwed trance erotica while your in a spaceship going to Neptune and your floating. That’s the best way to describe this!

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*Yawn* This is really unremarkable. It still has the usual black male rap homo-eroticism. *sigh* Somebody wake me when this cat makes an original video…..

I spotted this over at Urban Review and I had to post it here. I did this because I want to know what the the hell is going on in this video and with the song.

Why does this cat have real life pimps all in the video looking a mess? Why is he even talking about pimps?

The song is pretty degrading and fit only for a strip club or for “Whore Nite” at the house. What y’all don’t have a “Whore Nite” at your house? Y’all better get like me! LOL

I think her joint is destined to flop and none of her singles have really caught on, so naturally she had to do a remix. She got J.R. Rotem (Sean Kingston and Britney Spears fame) to help on the track. If you care, check it out here!

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