Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

A while ago, the internets buzzed (a little) about how Kim Kardashian’s teen sister worked the stripper pole like her name was Strawberry at Body Tap.

But this is just rich! On a recent episode of “Keeping Up With The Kardashians,” her two youngest siblings showed out AGAIN, this time pretending to be “Girls Gone Wild.” They lifted their shirts (no chest was shown), and played with what else? The stripper pole. Guess who was filming? Their older brother’s friend. WTF?

Their mom must be proud. All her daughters are jumpoffs. Pretty soon Karrine Steffans will have take lessons from these little hoes…..

USHER:

Were you in a relationship with Usher, or was it just for the sex?
I wouldnt dream of being in a relationship with him.YUCK. It was just
for sex, but the sex was NOT all that good either. I kinda felt sorry
for him. So I fu*ked him.

Were you dissapointed?
Um yeah. Because it was after a concert when we “fu*ked” and it was
smelling like straight up FISH up in backstage in his dressing room. It
was NOT me either. So im like babes? whats that smell. He tried to make
it seem like it already smelled like that when they got to the arena. Im
like whatever, can we get this over with.

How was the sex?
It was fu*king horrible and on top of that it was smelling back there.
This man is not packing, his d*ck is way small and he was having a hard
time trying to find my hole. Then ol’ boy did something out of this
world, he yelled out something haitian and some big ugly black man came
out and walked over to Usher and they started making out. I was sick to
my stomach. I got dressed and ran out of there.

I hope to GOD that Tameka whoops her ass. I really do. I’m not one for Tameka at all but real talk, Superhead is a whore of the lowest degree. I bet her situation smells 20 times worse than Britney AFTER Kevin hit raw…….

B*tch please………..

Can I write a book telling all my business and get paid too??? Hell yeah. But I won’t because I have class and I’m not even as rich as she is.

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