I don’t know. The jury is still out on this one for me. I’m not sure WHAT age or WHAT sex the person is but what I really want to know is:

WHY DO SKANK ASS BROADS FEEL THE NEED TO SHOW THEIR ASS ON THE INTERNETS?!?!?!?

The shit isn’t even ORIGINAL anymore. Grandmothers are all on YouTube or wherever else dancing and shaking around. I’ve said it before, WHY pay at the strip club, when you can watch hoes shake their asses for free on YouTube?

The folks over at AllTheParties.com just HAVE to know what’s up when they take these pictures. They just have to. I mean, I know the photographer saw them and knew he scored. I know he didn’t do it because he thought they were fine…

What would possess someone to think to that this is a good look?

I don’t know who Cassie Sumner is and I really don’t care. I guess my British kin call her a WAG. Whatever the hell that is, I think it’s a football (soccer) groupie/top jumpoff type broad. So while I was checking out News of the World, I saw that homegirl is basically putting out all her ho-capades out in a new book. Where the HELL do I sign up to buy this shit?!?!?! Abortion, drugs, trickin’ for money, it’s all there! I didn’t even have to watch an episode of “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” either! Cheers mates!

“I could shop whenever I wanted and spend as much as I liked—but it was no longer a thrill. It was a chore. I realised then I hated that whole world—it was so ridiculous.”

Soon Cassie ended her dream relationship with her £24million midfielder and now she’s decided to reveal her secret NIGHTMARE life as a warning to wannabe WAGs everywhere.

In her book Cassie tells how she was engulfed by the London party scene as a naive young beauty from Kent’s Isle of Sheppey—and got so hooked on COCAINE and AMPHETAMINES she was driven to the brink of SUICIDE.

She claims she was TRICKED into having sex for FIVE THOUSAND POUNDS with a wealthy businessman and reveals how she was almost RAPED by another in his penthouse suite.

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Cassie also reveals she had a secret ABORTION behind a famous lover’s back.

And the beauty—who has dated a string of stars—tells how she caught out cheating boyfriend RUSSELL BRAND by counting his CONDOMS and was left covered in LOVE BITES by celebrity chef JEAN-CHRISTOPHE NOVELLI.

Tired of shopping??? I know the guys she was tagging weren’t fine or whatever but I mean I’d smash for some shopping duckets *lol*. KIDDING!!!! Well only in the sense that they’d have to wife me, THEN I’d smash for duckets. :mrgreen:

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*ROFLMAO* BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *takes breath* BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!

THIS movie is GUARANTEED to get an Oscar next year! Streep and all ‘em other hoes better fall back!! A star is born!!!

It’s obvious the director made this movie JUST so he could whack off to it…*snicker*

People.com is reporting that Joe Francis will be pimping out the ho in the Eliot Spitzer FIASCO for the SECOND time. Oh yes the SECOND time.

Apparently Eliot Spitzer’s bottom b*tch had her ho game proper from back in 2003, when she was just 18 years old, on a Girls Gone Wild DVD. Francis originally offered the broad a cool million but withrdrew after he found out he could dig in the archives…

*SMDH* There is NO benefit in whoring!!

I have two words for Tila Tequila and this video: B*tch PLEASE!

She needs to quit. She sounds like an old man in drag. She has to know she can’t sing. Her only talents are driving white boys with Asian girl fetishes wild with “yellow fever” and fronting like a slut. *SMDH*

Earlier in the week I posted about Plies’ “Bust It Baby” casting/auditions for his planned reality show. You all saw the pictures.

Now I know they say a picture is worth a thousand words, the YouTube video is priceless.

I have never seen so much pure, unadulterated f*ckery in my life. This is UNFILTERED. If f*ckery had percentages like alcohol, this would be everclear or moonshine.

(Pic spotted at ZillaSays)

So I was over at AllHipHop.com’s Rumors Section and don’t you know my jaw damn near dropped when I saw this:

PLIES AND THE BIG BUTT REALITY SHOWPlies is doing a reality show and apparently the main deal is you have to have a big rump roast in the back. I was checking out Ozone and the main thing that I saw was that all the girls were showing their backside. So, the “Bust It Baby” Reality Show held auditions over a week ago and I guess it will be on VH1 or something.

REALLY Plies???? Really Black PEOPLE? It’s like this?!?!?!? AND we have 8 days left in Black History Month no less…

And why the HELL would you want to be a “Bust It Baby?” Call me a “Bougie Baby” because I’m too nice for all that “Bust It” sh*t. *SMDH at these broads* They thought they were “Bust It Babies” but they’re just busted as hell…

Here are some more pics of this f-ckery:

HOL’ up!! HOLD UP!!  I know she is not all up on MY man like that!

Girl stop!   She better step away from my man before I go “off like an MX missile” and “pop m trunk.”  Sure he doesn’t KNOW it yet and it’s not true but John Cena is my future ex-husband and baby father. 

Damn that Lindsay Lohan!  It’s over when I see her!  Word to Remy Ma, it’s a problem when I see her! “I’ma drag that b-tch like a mother*bleep*in’ beat…”

Woody Allen’s little jumpoff might not be hitting it right, because this right here screams “I need some p—y” loud and clear.

The sexy actresses will “leave the audience gasping” with their steamy love scene in Allen’s upcoming ‘Vicky Cristina Barcelona’.

A source said: “It is extremely erotic. People will be blown away and even shocked. Penelope and Scarlett go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and the whole scene will leave the audience gasping.”

Later in the film, both women indulge in a threesome with Penelope’s real-life boyfriend Javier Bardem.

*SMDH* I told y’all it was the year of the HO in 2008 as soon as Jamie Lynn announced she was pregnant……

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Word on the streets is Britney Spears is trying to get pregnant again by none other than the trashy pap she’s been dating, Adnan Ghalib.  Oh did I mention that Adnan is married?  He’s going through a “separation.” 

The celebridiot and former pop star was spotted looking at pregnancy tests this last weekend, and that prompted the rumors. 

Somebody do SOMETHING!!! She can’t have any more kids.  What is she?  A b*tch in heat????  I bet Adnan’s wife is behind this if it’s true.  They probably have it all planned out.

Adnan’s wife: ‘We trying to get this paper right?  Get that ho pregnant before you make me mad and I really divorce your broke ass….’

I don’t know if this sh*t has made the rounds on the internets or not. This latest piece of f*ckery by Chris Crocker is even worse than his “Leave Britney Alone” video. This little bitch aims high huh?
In this video he sings Shitney’s “Piece of Me” and dances around in rolled up tighty whiteys. Yes…..you’re welcome.

YAY! One of the best displays of trifling behavior reality t.v. shows is coming back to MTV and I can’t wait. Y’all know what it is right? The Gauntlet III!! All the regular stankin’ ass hoes players will be back, like Katie, Coral, CT, Beth and the rest of the gang. Here is a preview!

I am still trying to figure out if this is Vivica Fox. Sandra Rose initially broke the story and now the video is all over the internets.

Well if it really IS Aunt Viv, she’ll be happy to know that she’ll always have a career in “movies.”

(Spotted at Crunk & Disorderly!)

I dunno but I am going to take a guess that slutty behavior MIGHT just have the best year ever in the ‘08. What with Jamie Lynn Spears and Tila Tequila keeping their shows.

Good news for bachelors, bachelorettes and Tila Tequila fans: MTV has ordered up another season of A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila. Starting this spring the network will air 10 more episodes of the popular and over-the-top lovefest, which puts a bisexual twist to the dating show formula. In the first season, Web star Tila Tequila searched for love among 16 straight men and 16 gay women. In the end she ended up with a guy — Bobby Banhart — but she’s back on the market now.

“I thought I had finally found someone that I was compatible with, but I guess I was wrong,” Tequila wrote of the recent split on her MySpace blog. “My hectic schedule was really hard on him and we both were getting frustrated, but at the same time … it’s too bad that things didn’t work out between us.” Too bad, indeed.

*rolls eyes* B*tch please!
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