Seattle Slim | 
05 31st, 2007| 
So I’m watching Fox’s “So You Think You Can Dance” and who do I see? Gold Inferno! This dude auditioned for the show but didn’t make it but him and his jumpstyle dancing will live on forever in our hearts, no thanks to him broadcasting it on YouTube. But looking at the get-up I’m thinking that maybe Trojan could make him spokesman for their “Magnum” condom line? He reminds me of the wrapping. Check him out dancing in his bathroom with his socks hiked up to his knees and his pants rolled up just as high. And he keeps the mask on. Jesus be some rhythm.
