I just have a few things to say about this video before I take my ass on to other sh*t:

1) Johnny Knoxville, please come get your mans ‘n’ dem before he f*ck around and overdoses. Or make another movie, but it’s obvious your people’s checks have run dry like the Serengeti.
2) Celebrity Rehab already has a first candidate for season two and I highly recommend they hit up his “people” or his dealer.
3) Where is the police??? This cat is doing ish on video and the cops didn’t teleport to catch his ass?!?

That is all.

BWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHA *choke gag* BWHAHAHAHAHA the golf cart is killing me!!

These pictures below f*cked me up SOOOO much that I…I…f*ck what was I gonna say???

Ah yes, NO PUEDO!! NO MAS! POR DIOS! I couldn’t even say it in English! I don’t mean to swagger jack, but the first words that popped into my head were: I CAN’T! Word to Fresh at C&D! It was so bad, I even formulated it into Spanish. YES! It was THAT BAD!!!!!

I am offended…

Who let Miss My Grandmama Curtains into the club like this? This is a HEALTH violation. IF this broad sits on the couch and sweats too much, you are sitting in her swamp ass juice. I mean REALLY??? My New York people are hurting my feelings right now man.

Oh lord her TOES!!!!

And this RIGHT HERE?!?!??! First of all, the slut is letting us know she is a slut by ADVERTISING that she is not wearing any underwear. Let me be clear. I have gone “free” down there before and YES in a club. One important thing was I WAS WITH MY MAN the whole night. The only reason that happened was because Baby Phat makes CRAPPY thongs but that’s another story.

Second thing wrong is the fact that this cabrona REALLY went and got a BUTTERFLY tatted on her ASS. What the ass?? PUN INTENDED! A butterfly? This skank is REALLY seeing some action to feel it necessary to paint a mural for dudes to look at while they knock her fatback out. I need my smelling salts. Too much fuckery and no gin makes Slim a dull girl…

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