Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

Let me be honest. From 1999 until 2002 I wanted to crush the HELL out of Eminem like a monster truck at a damned rally. I’m serious, I wanted to SMASH. At the time, he was the “creme de la creme” for white dudes. He represented well. Hell even my boyfriend dyed his hair blonde *side eyes*.

Unfortunately, he took himself out the limelight and may be having health problems.

Celebrity gossip site TMZ is reporting that 50 Cent’s favorite white boy may be suffering from some serious health problems. Em’s publicist reportedly told the site: “Over the holidays, Marshall Mathers, pka Eminem, was under doctor’s care at a Detroit-area hospital for complications due to pneumonia. He has since been released and is doing well recovering at home.” TMZ also reports, according to other unnamed sources, that in addition to pneumonia, Em might have a “serious heart condition” and that his weight has “ballooned” to over 200 pounds.

200 lbs. isn’t that bad. It happens! He’s a guy! I hope he wears it well at least. Y’all know Slim likes the thickums. A little thickness is good for grabbing, and there is a REASON why they call them love handles okay! I hope Slim Shady gets well soon!!

Spotted at XXL via TMZ

Tomorrow is Panama’s independence day! She celebrates her 104th year!! She’s not perfect but that’s where a good piece of my heart is! Bullet! Bullet!

Feliz dia de la independencia!!!

Today your girl takes on her OTHER name until the festivities are over: Panama Jack!

Yes it’s been 6 years since that fateful morning that rocked the entire Western world but some wounds heal faster than others. Even though some wounds heal, scars are left behind.

I was in Hawaii sleeping after working a swing shift. I was just 2 years into the Army and had just moved in with my then husband. I thought it was a joke or a mistake but it obviously wasn’t. See I was born in NYC, had family in NYC and had spent time in NYC. I had been to the Towers on more than one occasion and I’ll never forget looking up at those two HUGE pillars of man-made architectural bravura. That sh*t hurt to the bone when those bastards took them down, but it hurt more at whose expense. If my unit would’ve sent me to Afghanistan with the one order of exorcising all demons I would’ve done so willingly I was that mad. But it is what it is. While we shouldn’t ever forget moments in history, we should also reflect and look forward. So my way of showing my respects is by sharing this song.

I had to show love to the lovely young lady representing Panama at the Labor Day Parade in NYC celebrating Black West Indian/Black Latino culture!!! I wish I would have been there! Someday right? But much love to my West-Indian/Afro-Castellano people!! Big up unnuh self!!!

Speaking of which Panama had lots to celebrate with the expansion of the Panama Canal starting this year to be completed in 2014!!! My great-grandfather immigrated from the Islands to work and build a life in Panama and was one of the MANY BLACK MEN that built the original. Let’s never forget!

Okay well I don’t know about her ovaries, but I’m assuming they are happy they were put to good use. Anyway, TMZ reported initially and Halle confirmed to Access Hollywood that she is indeed 3 months pregnant with Gabriel’s baby! YAY!! Congratulations to the happy couple if they EVER read this blog *lol*. I am so glad she will suffer just like I am now experience pregnancy!!

Spotted at DLISTED

Fuggie Fug Fergie and Beyonce both received Latin Grammy nods for their contributions with Latin stars. Fergie was featured on Daddy Yankee’s (WHO SUCKS!!!) “Impacto” and Beyonce did “Beautiful Liar (Bello Embustero)” with Shakira. That’s just great. What I want to know is did Alejandro Sanz get any nominations?

Congrats to Calle 13 and Juan Luis Guerra (I LOVE his music! Burbujas De Amor is STILL my sh*t).

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Y’all know I LOVE to cut up on celebrities, but my wicked little heart goes out to Owen Wilson in this difficult time. Apparently over the weekend, Owen overdosed on pills and tried to slit his wrists after a huge spat with a close friend. No word on if it was a female or male. A family member found him bloodied and he was rushed to the hospital. He’s in stable condition now. Visitors included family to include his brother Luke and Samuel L. Jackson.

According to the NY Post:

One neighbor said that when she heard the ambulance, she was surprised because Wilson never causes any trouble.

“All the neighbors like him, he’s a friendly guy. He never has any crazy parties or does anything wrong,” Betty Miller said.

But Wilson, 38 - who always appeared to be a happy slacker type - has a dark history of depression.

“It’s very upsetting. People are complicated. It’s not just one thing,” said a friend of the actor.

I don’t KNOW the guy *lol* but I have been there and I know what it’s like to feel that desperate. I’m glad he didn’t succeed and I’ll keep him in my prayers.

As someone who really likes GOOD music, I truly believe in the Unfidelz but especially in Biazed as a producer. His depth is bananas, and he is truly gifted. Whatever type of beat you need, he’s got. So it was fitting that he compete for the VH1 “The Score” contest in which winners get to win a studio session with ?uestlove of The Roots to score the VH1 Hip Hop Honors this year but also a trip to the event. Let’s support some truly good music cats. I would love if you would do him the honor of listening to his music and then telling your friends and passing the word along. And if you’re a musician, hit him up!

To Listen: Click here!!

And to celebrate, I’m posting a truly patriotic song. “America: Fuck Yeah!”

Hey just real quick, yesterday after alot of grinding and going to bed late, dedication pays off. Over 1,000 views and return visitors included. THANK YOU! I like to be appreciative because every little milestone is important to me. I like to make people laugh or whatever so if you crack up after reading one of my posts, my job is done. It’s not the “cutest” nor the most “prestigious” but it’s mine and I’m having fun along with my guy AWG. So thank you!!!! Now on to today’s dismantling of celebrities!