And we get to see what Kobe was really working with…

According to InTouch Weekly, Shaq is a regular Daddy Warbucks:

Basketball giant Shaquille O’Neal is on the sidelines for the next few weeks while he undergoes treatment for recurring pain in his left leg and hip. But don’t feel too bad for the Miami Heat superstar. He can take comfort in the $110,000 he spends on vacations monthly! A financial affidavit in Shaq’s divorce proceedings, obtained by Extra, also reveals that he spends $22,000 on maid service, $17,000 on clothes, $6,730 on dry cleaning, $1,500 on cable, $12,775 on food, and $24,300 on gas — every month! That’s just a drop in the bucket when your earnings are almost $2 million a month.

Over $12k on food? WTF is he eating? Is he ordering the cows and chickens straight from the farm and having them slaughtered right there in front of him? My heart skips a beat when the lady at the register rings me up for $127!

Now there is nothing new about the rumors that Shaquille O’Neal is divorcing Shaunie O’Neal because of her cheating with a hunky Cuban trainer (Ay Papi!). But she was for sure d*ckmatized if this part of the rumor turns out to be true:

According to our source, Shaunie has been having a raging affair with one of Shaq’s personal trainers - described as “a muscular Cuban.” When Shaunie fell for this guy she started stashing money away and went so far as to put a secret down payment on a HOUSE that she plans to share with the Cuban!

I mean I won’t speak for Shaquille but IF my man was taking any of my money to pay for some ho, I’m burning the ENTIRE house down and blowing up cars. I mean I do have a little “maleante” (rude boy) in me. I’m just saying…..

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