Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

Sean is this your KINFOLK???

I mean I’m not trying to be mean but I really think that he should request a DNA test from Baby Sinclair. There is a HUGE resemblance.

AAAAAAAAAARGH!!! *weeps and gnashes teeth* Why? They couldn’t find anybody else to play Biggie? I’m not quite sure I trust this dude to portray Biggie in the upcoming biopic. But BallerStatus confirmed it.

Kingston, who is enjoying the success of his breakout hit single “Beautiful Girls,” beat out hundreds of hopefuls who hoped to land the role in “Notorious,” which is being executive produced by Sean “Diddy” Combs.

“When I first heard about that movie, it was through management,” Kingston said in a statement. “My management told me about it and, you know, I had auditioned for it and I met with the director and I nailed it and he gave me a shot now at being in the movie.”

Apparently Biggie’s mom, Voletta Wallace, was also part of the decision-making process. Fine, Okay. I’ll give him a shot. But he better bring it. The last time they gave some nobody a part, the b*tch f*cked up the “Transformers” for me. Yes, Megan Fox I am TALKING TO YOU.

Ummm when I saw this on Bossip I was mad as hell. Don’t get me wrong, I like the beat but that’s where it stops. First and foremost his accent is destroying me. I know because I talk the real thing at home with my family (Panama STAND UP!!!) and his accent is bogus. As for this negro talking about “all my gangsters………” f*ck outta here son. You OBVIOUSLY aren’t hungry. You stay fed. The last thing I want to hear is some dude talking about being a gangster when he’s not.

NOTE TO ALL LAME-OID RAPPERS AND SINGERS: You are rich now. If you are doing your little distribution and killing people, you’re a f*cking idiot. Anything illegal? You’re an idiot. Ask Michael Vick and Adam “Pacman” Jones. I’m trying to figure out his “gangster” name. What was it??? Hmmm? I can just hear the fear in the streets now: “Don’t mess with that cat. That’s that n*gga Stay Puft! He’ll smother that ass in warm, gooey liquid and then eat you with some chocolate and graham crackers. Word up!”

*rolls eyes* Somebody get me my smelling salts. I’m mad as hell! Check out his video while I get over these “vapors.”

(Spotted over at Bossip)

Tic-Toc son…..tic-damned-toc.
Sean Kingston performed at 106 & Park yesterday and boy did it look like he was having a hard time just standing there. Like he was tired. Now rumor has it that this guy remade a Led Zeppelin song. If he did, somebody please start saving up some bail money for me. I’m going to have to take him out if he ruined any of my Jimmy Paige or Robert Plant. Momofukus……