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Jamie: Two Can Play That Game–that thing is still popular. How well did it do?

Vivica: Well, what happened is that it only made about $23 [million]–25 million in box office, but in DVD and on cable, it was huge! And the reason why it stopped there was because 9/11 happened. I will never forget that I was scheduled to go on the “Jay Leno” show because it was doing so well. It was in half the theaters and we were just hanging in there. Our per screen average was just off the chain! And then Osama just decided to come in. I said couldn’t you have picked another week? D#%mit. [Jamie laughs] Messing up my movie! [both laugh] But it’s all good. You know, it was an unfortunate incident.

Well damn Vivica, maybe his publicist didn’t have your number?

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I don’t know what to say except R.I.P!

Yup! Smart move jumping ship on rap because it damned sure isn’t paying anything! Xzibit is adding yet another role to his growing movie resume by joining the cast of the upcoming X-Files movie.

I’m glad he’s doing his movie thing, and the roles don’t seem too bad. Other rappers would’ve gone for “Niggas In Space” or something…..*side eyes Snoop Dogg*

Xzibit has reportedly joined the cast of the upcoming film adaptation of popular ‘90’s TV series The X-Files. According to the Hollywood Reporter, X to the Z, actress Amanda Peet and comedian Billy Connolly all recently finalized their involvement with the film. While Fox declined to comment on any details about their roles, citing a policy of secrecy around the plotline, sources indicated to the Reporter that Xzibit and Peet will play FBI agents working alongside the two main characters of Mulder and Scully

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There really are NO words. It sounds crazy, but then again looking at this picture of Britney and knowing what a big slut Paris is, I would not be surprised.

This is what happens when you’re a ho and your “sourpuss” has seen more action than Jenna Jameson and Karrine “Superhead” Steffans combined. Hmmm….that’s a lot of wang…..

IN THE latest battle between the wild girls of Hollywood, Britney Spears has reportedly threatened to leak footage of Paris Hilton in a lesbian romp.

The singer and her pals sent the heiress a letter warning her that they would leak the footage, which shows Hilton in a compromising position with one of Spears’ friends, unless her attitude changed.

“The letter warns Paris that if she continues being rude to people, the footage will be leaked online,” says an insider.

The former friends are said to have fallen out at Spears’ birthday bash on the weekend after Hilton snubbed her.

But Hilton isn’t taking the threat seriously.

“It’s obvious Britney and her bratty pals are being silly. Paris laughed when she got the letter and said it was c–p,” a source close to Hilton told the London Daily Mail.

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Perez Hilton is reporting that fine piece of white chocolate Gerard Butler is hitting Naomi Campbell’s guts. Get some Gerard! LOL can I just add that it seems that white men are having the BEST year ever? For various reasons, not all of them good, but I mean damn…this is that year I guess!

Shiver my kitty timbers! I damned sure love to see a man in a kilt. Makes me wonder what the business is under there. I just wish some wind would blow that joint up…

Okay I’m lying about Birdman killing himself in a fit of lover’s jealousy!

However, Bossip is reporting that Lauren London and Lil’ Wayne are ENGAGED.

A highly placed source close to actress Lauren London exclusively tells Bossip Lil Wayne recently slapped a “huge rock” on her finger and the two are engaged. The source tells Bossip “they have been on and off for years and have had an open relationship. Lauren is very hood and likes thugs”.

I hope this isn’t true!! With that said, if it is…..screw her!!! She won’t be able to take care of his beautiful locs like I would’ve been able to! Dirty whore!

I see the list of broads I need to poison so I can “motorboat” *word to C&D* their men is growing………..

It is unfortunate that Dr. Donda West isn’t here to see this. Kanye West was named one of GQ’s Men Of The Year. He will grace one of three covers with Daniel Craig and Bill Clinton on the other two.

I have not always liked this cat, but he definitely deserves it this year. An album that bested anything in mainstream hip-hop, save Talib Kweli and Common’s efforts, and a high profile. Can’t beat that!

In case you didn’t know, Beyonce and her mom Tina were in the latest issue of Cosmopolitrash Cosmopolitan. They had so much to say, they couldn’t get ALL of it into one issue so they put some online. The depth of their interview was AMAZING *blank stare*

COSMO: Does your music inspire the designs?
BEYONCÉ: Definitely. I always talk about fashion in my lyrics. The clothes aren’t made for the stage, but they’re made for women who want to feel like superstars and have eyes on them when they walk into a room. {Note: Eyes on them because they look like a walking pile of dog crap covered in rhinestones.-Slim}

COSMO: Have you ever had a wardrobe malfunctions on stage?
BEYONCÉ: I recently fell down the stairs because my heel got caught in the hem of my coat. But really, I’ve fallen down the stairs a lot of times, so I can’t only blame it on the coat! TINA: Remember the time, you were maybe 15, I had you in those really tall platforms and you fell? You got right back up like it was a turn, and nobody knew.

COSMO: How do you plan your outfits’ appearances?
BEYONCÉ: Usually, I call months before and tell [my mom], “I woke up from this dream. I was wearing gold and I was a robot.” And she’s like, “Okay you’re crazy, but I’m going to make it happen.” So she makes about 50 robot suits and we choose from those.

I like how she tries to play off biting Kylie Minogue’s robot swagger as a dream.

And I bet she had to get up so fast from that fall when she was 15 quickly because if she didn’t, Tina and Matthew were gonna cut that ass up……..

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Most of us know not to trust the media 100% if at all. We know which stations are trustworthy and which aren’t right? Well I thought I did and I was WRONG. I refused to watch Faux Fox News to save my life. I used to watch it, but it gave me ulcers and violent bowel movements from feeding me bullcrap visually. So I switched to CNN. Guess CNN isn’t what it’s cracked up to be huh? Check out Jay Smooth’s piece on how your favorite news station is full of “inane publicity stunts and propaganda.” Word to G-Dep!

It’s all over the net and my blog damned sure isn’t big enough to go all out so I will keep it simple. Rest in peace to Dr. Donda West, Kanye West’s mother. She died on Saturday of medical complications. My heart goes out to Kanye and his family. Bless up! The rain don’t rain forever.

I will say that I admire his mother for being the embodiment of a strong mother and strong black woman. She was no dummy. She was a teacher and although I may not always agree with Kanye, she raised a musical genius. That takes lots of hardwork and courage, especially as a single mom.