Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

I am too full from this potluck and too sleepy to get too deep into this song or video. Same hoes, same formula in the video, blah blah blah. Bun B’s lyrics were my favorite and then Ludacris’. What I really want to know is what is the name of the song they sampled for the beat! It’s tight!

I would’ve called this video a comedy, but upon hearing DJ Khaled’s ovary poisoning voice I decided to classify it as a tragedy. *SMDH*

And *lol* at the doves flying from Birdman! Oh SO thought provoking! *snickers*

(Spotted at C&D)

I found this over at Badminton Stamps and this mix is off the chain. I’m a big fan of “Hustler” by Simian Mobile Disco and I won’t deny I was digging Ross’ “Hustler” last year so when I found this mash-up I was ecstatic. Think of it as chopped and screwed trance erotica while your in a spaceship going to Neptune and your floating. That’s the best way to describe this!

Click here to listen and download!

Jay-Z hosted a party at the Velvet Room in ATL on November 4th and guests included Rick Ross and Freeway. I think they should stick together more often. I’m seriously thinking that they should form a group and they can call themselves “The Pubes.”

Boy I hate motherf*ckers who can’t dress for Awards shows. *LOL* You thought I would say it huh? Oh no, but it’s coming. I’ll just let Chris Rock say it.

Moving along! The Black Association For Low Expectations And Tacky Dressing aka rappers at the Ozone Awards were in full effect yesterday! Oh the couture was ON POINT!!! Let’s take a look at the men shall we?????

DJ Khaled was there in all his greasy glory. Yay!

Mr. “Squeal Like A Pig” Plies was there too. *sigh* I guess Plies realizes his career in rap will be short lived that’s why he obviously felt like he could just roll up to the awards in house clothes. He looks like somebody’s loser ass uncle named Lucky. Jesus be a suit and tie.

Black Frankenstein err…I mean Slim Thug was there. No word on whether or not he did the “monster mash.”

Hurricane Chris of “A Bay Bay” fame and Soulja Boy made an appearance. I really wish they hadn’t because I wasn’t prepared to witness THAT much ugly in one photo. Someone get the acid for my eyes…..

Rick Ross and Fat Joe aka “The Bacon Grease Brothers” were there representing those of us who sweat bacon fat instead of normal sweat. I bet their sweat glands are shaped like hamburgers. I’m damned sure positive they don’t wear Eau de Cologne but Eau De Fried Chicken. *SMDH* They smell like a damned kitchen.

And last but not least Yung Joc was there. Joc’s physique looks improved but I still wouldn’t smash. Actually there is one thing I find arousing on him and that’s his HUGE nose. I bet when he goes “downtown” he’s a champ cause he’s got TWO things going for him: his tongue at the bottom and his nose at the top. Call me Joc!!

That rounds out the men but the chics are EVEN worse!