Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

Oh RLY?

Brandy’s untalented little brother, and amateur D-list porn star, Ray-J is hanging on to those last 30 seconds of fame the best way he knows how.

According to Janet Charlton and Ballerstatus.com, Ray-J has released an underground rap album/mixtape rife with filth and mysogyny.

Via a new mixtape, titled Ray J Unkut, created with DJ Kay Slay, he talks about Kim and their relationship, among other things. It features tracks such as “No Porno Sh–,” “Spendin’ All My Bitches’ Cash” and “Kim K Message (Parts 1 & 2),” a remix of Kim’s private voicemails to Ray J recorded shortly after news of the sex tape broke.

“What I want to do is make sure people are entertained with great stories, and that’s what I deliver on this CD,” he said. “I’m puttin’ it all out on the table. I talk about my boys f—in’ their homegirls and Paris [Hilton] don’t like it… I’m incorporating my life into my music, which is the only honest way to be.”

He even alleges and I am sure it is 100% true that Paris Hilton gave him herpes. WTF? And this cat has a six film deal with porno giant Vivid Entertainment???? He better be wearing a full body condom for his scenes.

“In Los Angeles and in nine other states you can smoke weed legally because that’s my medication. Like it’s hard for me to go to sleep at night… I have insomnia.

“So they (doctors) prescribe marijuana for me so I can relax at night and just be cool… I’ve been a patient for two, three years.

“Snoop’s a patient… Slim Thug’s a patient, so what you’re doing is you’re watching a video of people just using their medication to help them relax.

“It’s hard to go to sleep at night, being an entrepreneur and being on the grind every day.”

Jesus be some common sense. Maybe if all three of you stopped all the hard partying and took your trifling asses home you MIGHT get some sleep! And since when does leaking a home video of you railing your ex-girlfriend count as “entrepreneurial”? Bitch please!

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I’m sure T-Pain is crying tears of joy at the prospect of seeing Ray-J’s “huge meat” again (”no homo” of course). Rumor has it that Ray-J is going to make an official go of being a porn producer and even wanting to include his crackpot girlfriend Whitney Houston in one of his films. Jesus take the wheel……

R&B singer Ray-J plans to shoot and narrate a porn film after a previous sex session with ex-girlfriend Kim Kardashian ended up in the hands of top bosses at porn company Vivid Entertainment.

Although he is yet to confirm whether he will be working with Vivid Entertainment on this project, he is said to be serious about producing quality porn.

Family members, including girlfriend Whitney Houston think it’s a terrible idea and his response to that is “fuck ‘em”.

Mother Norwood must be proud of her two children! I can’t wait for the “Behind The Music” special on these two cats. This negro is really trying to fuck things up for himself huh? Like Flava Flav once said, his career is “going, going, goooooooooone!”

This story is definitely developing…..

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Can somebody, anybody tell me WHY Ray-J is so popular with the ladies? Come on he looks like a Preying Mantis and he’s a jackass. I guess Kim doesn’t like an old maid like Whitney on her very sloppy and diseased seconds. According to Contact Music Ray-J was the reason for Kim’s rage at Whitney! OOOH! LOSER FIGHT!!!!

Fiery messages socialite KIM KARDASHIAN left on ex-boyfriend RAY J’s voicemail about his new love WHITNEY HOUSTON have been sampled in a controversial new R+B hit. Kardashian, who appeared on a leaked sex tape with her ex last year (06), blasted Ray J and his new girlfriend in phone messages, which were recorded after the R+B star’s voicemail was hacked into. Ray J explains, “There’s this 1-800 number, where you can check people’s messages through this spy company. I guess somebody did that. “Then they put a soundtrack to the s**t… and now it’s going to be Kim dissing Whitney, Kim talking s**t to me about the bitches I’ve f**ked.”

So eloquently put Ray-J! Ray-J knows he’s a catch. What broad wouldn’t want him??? I’d walk up to George Bush and punch him dead in the mouth to get some ass from Ray-J NOT!

See I knew something was wrong with T-Pain when I heard “Sprung.” I WANTED to like him when he did “I’m In Luv Wit A Stripper” because I figured he would fade to obscurity….but like an in-grown hair in the genital area, he is STILL there no matter HOW much you try to get rid of him. I misjudged his staying power. So while I am not surprised at the author of this quote, I am still wondering who the hell to assasinate for releasing this Krakenass dude on us.
T-Pain on Ray-J’s member: “…not many men can follow Ray J. The man got a huge meat.”
Doesn’t T-Pain remind you of this:

Quote spotted at SOHH