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Pimp C (pictured on the left) of legendary rap group UGK was found dead this morning in a hotel room. He was just 33 years old. *SMDH*

According to TMZ:

Pimp C, real name Chad Butler — and one half of the rap duo UGK, was found dead in a hotel room this morning. He was 33.

L.A. County Fire responded to a 911 call at the Mondrian Hotel, located on trendy Sunset Strip in Hollywood. They arrived to his sixth floor hotel room to find him dead in bed.

I didn’t agree with what he had to say recently, but it’s sad to see him gone at such a young age. Rest in peace dude!

Well seeing as how Foxy is in jail, Lil’ Kim is struggling to stay relevant, Eve is damn near off the radar, Trina still sucks and all the others aren’t worth mentioning right now, it only makes sense that Kid Sister would have a shot. It’s better than talking about “bootylicious bubble yum.”

Between this and Lil’ Mama’s “Lip Gloss,” I’m set on the beauty shop rap. Maybe I could make money talking about a Brazilian Bikini Wax?

“I’m killin’ these hoes with their crotch all messy,
I go to the salon to brazilian wax my pu…..” I’ll leave it at that. I don’t want y’all to steal my verses!

I was so SURE that Chopper (Da Band fame) was working at a Piggly Wiggly and was too busy to do any type of “flossin.” Guess I was wrong. He’s not too busy. The night shift manager let him out of work on Saturday night PROVIDING he would get back on his loading/unloading game on Sunday. I’m sure Puffy sends his regards.

David Banner showed up. I just can’t get over how damned ignorant he is. I have no words.

DJ Quik looks tired as all hell…..

……And quite frankly so does Elise Neal. I know that one of Santa’s elves is PISSED that his best steppin’ out boots have been purloined and are worn by Miss Neal. Nice wig!

The guy in the middle is Christian Audigier, the designer for Ed Hardy. Awkward hand signs be damned, he made sure to get his “nigga cred” by posing with Baby and Lil’ Wayne. I like Weezy but why do his fingers make me recoil in disgust? A manicure is needed ASAP!

Ed Hardy is the heat though! Can’t wait to fit into one of those joints!

Not even this whack YouTube video could save his album……..

Apparently Mike Jones’ album TANKED according to stats posted by BallerStatus.com. Add him to the mass grave that is rap sales right now………

And wrapping it up this week is Mike Jones, whose The American Dream EP checked in no. 182 with 6,800 scans.

Even The Roc’s Freeway did better than him with a debut at #42. *SMDH*

Okay I’m lying about Birdman killing himself in a fit of lover’s jealousy!

However, Bossip is reporting that Lauren London and Lil’ Wayne are ENGAGED.

A highly placed source close to actress Lauren London exclusively tells Bossip Lil Wayne recently slapped a “huge rock” on her finger and the two are engaged. The source tells Bossip “they have been on and off for years and have had an open relationship. Lauren is very hood and likes thugs”.

I hope this isn’t true!! With that said, if it is…..screw her!!! She won’t be able to take care of his beautiful locs like I would’ve been able to! Dirty whore!

I see the list of broads I need to poison so I can “motorboat” *word to C&D* their men is growing………..

I don’t care what anybody says, Lil’ Scrappy looks like a great white shark……..
*whispers to Diamond* PLEASE don’t let him “eat at Joe’s” if you know what I mean *wink wink*

Oh by the way, Diamond is releasing a mixtape and all that bullsh*t in case you cared.

(Photo spotted at C&D )

Birdman and a large entourage, to include his 18 year old concubine wife, were arrested for having drugs and a small arsenal in their RV. Really? I think they should’ve been arrested for driving and crossing state lines while ugly………….

According to the Associated Press, the Cash Money Records founder and his entourage were pulled over in Kingsport, Tenn. after their RV made an improper lane change, forcing a tractor trailer into the emergency lane on Interstate 81.

Kingsport Police Cpl. Tim Horne said that after stopping the vehicle he could smell marijuana coming from inside the rented RV. He said that after obtaining consent to search the vehicle, he found about a pound of marijuana in a trash can in the RV’s kitchenette.

The group was traveling from New Orleans.

All 16 people were charged with possession of more than ½ ounce of marijuana, including Williams, 38, his wife Brittany, 18, his brother, Cash Money co-founder Ronald Williams, 43, and 13 others.

Among the Cash Money affiliates arrested were road manager Shahid Muhammad, 40, Cash Money Records promoter Casey Collins, 42, and music promoter Ovide Antoine, 32, of Miami, Fla.

Also found in the RV were an assault rifle, a handgun and a magazine for a .45-caliber handgun. Although no weapons charges have been filed, The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms is now involved in the investigation.

Birdman and his clique were still in jail as of late Tuesday night.

In a shower somewhere Lil’ Wayne is curled up in the fetal position crying for his Birdman.

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I would’ve called this video a comedy, but upon hearing DJ Khaled’s ovary poisoning voice I decided to classify it as a tragedy. *SMDH*

And *lol* at the doves flying from Birdman! Oh SO thought provoking! *snickers*

(Spotted at C&D)

I like Murs. That brother has been in the game for a minute now and his flows are tight. He hasn’t ever been one to be like all the commercial rap cats acting a fool. *side eyes Birdman* Check out his new video here!

According to Sandra Rose, Diamond (pictured on the left in the tacky blonde tweave….yes…tweave) has left Crime Mob. Sandra is still working on the details from both her and Princess, her ex-bandmate.

*Brings out party favors* I don’t give a damn! Err…I mean their contribution to hip-hop will be missed……….*snickers*