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Rumor has it that Prince is dating these two chics at the same time. They won’t confirm their real names but they look awfully familiar to the girls that are in his backup repertoire and stuff. I know that Prince is Prince and all, but as it pertains to the twins, if you are letting this man smash at the same time as in you are both in various states of undress on some threesome mess, that’s a little on the incestuous side for me. I’m just saying. And no, it’s not okay.

Eww I think I just threw up in my mouth……….

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Janet Charlton is reporting that there is some kind of love quadrangle between Beyonce, Prince, Jay-Z and Rihanna. Oh behave!

Jay started off as Rhianna’s mentor and he even picked out which guys she was allowed to go out with. But nowadays he’s spending more time with his young discovery and less time with Beyonce. (Keep in mind he and beyonce never admitted they were an item.) And here’s a real twist: We’ve been told that Beyonce isn’t terribly upset about it because SHE has a massive crush on Prince and they are secretly seeing each other.

I fail to see what Prince would see in simple-minded Beyonce. But I would love to find out the truth. If I could just disguise myself as one of her wigs, I could infiltrate and find out. I do think that Prince is better off messing with Rihanna. There are so many freaky possibilities for her dome. I’m just saying!

Can someone please tell Michael Jackson it is not 1985, 1990 or even 1992 for that matter? He is not running things anymore. Except for maybe running little kids off with his face and probing fingers?. M.J. invited Prince to join him on a world tour to which Prince zestily declined. That didn’t sit too well with fug face M.J. because now he’s threatening to buy the rights to Prince’s music. I just want to know WITH WHAT MONEY????? Michael KNOWS he’s broke as hell. That’s probably why Prince told him to kick rocks!

And somewhere Prince is ironing the thongs he bought in JC Penney’s little girl’s section for his next appearance.