Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

Dude looks like a black, gay cruise captain!
Anyway, I bet this time last year and earlier this year, nobody thought it would come to this. Pretty Ricky is in shambles and now the drama is just beginning. Didn’t they take cues from Immature aka IMX?

MTV News has obtained a federal complaint filed on behalf of former Pretty Ricky member Pleasure by his attorneys Robert Meloni and Steve Schwartz.

In the complaint, the R&B singer (born Marcus Cooper), alleges a number of wrongdoings against Joseph “Blue” Smith and Bluestar Entertainment, the company Pretty Ricky is signed to in a deal with Atlantic Records. The group’s management and booking company, International Artist Agency, is also named in the suit.

According to Pleasure, Smith deceived the singer by first acting as a surrogate father to him and also serving in roles that were conflicts of interest for Pleasure and the group, including acting as a personal manager, business manager, booking agent, record exec and music publisher. The suit alleges that Smith “exploited conflict of interests in the competing roles he occupied in Cooper’s life.”

International Artist Agency, headed by Stephen Brush, is alleged to have abetted a number of Smith’s practices, according to the complaint.

Pleasure, according to the information filed earlier this week, is seeking a release from his contract with Bluestar and back pay owed to him. The suit claims that the former Pretty Ricky star has not been properly compensated for his contributions to the group, whose two albums have both been certified gold (500,000 Units sold).

Love is a losing game huh? Well I would sue too if my manager made me wear half the sh*t those cats wore. I mean somebody HAD to be threatening them for them to go along with that mess……

Manager: Here’s the outfits I picked out for you.
Pretty Ricky: But these are assless chaps!!
Manager: Y’all sugar tank ghettro-sexuals better put this on ‘fore I raise up and pop my trunk. Soul IV Real is still looking for work.

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Did Omarion and Bow Wow suddenly get some generosity in them? It looks like they let a hobo off the street into their swanky party.

Wait that’s not a hobo! That’s “Slick’em” from disbanded Pretty Ricky! He’s also known as the ugly one. Yeah that one! Did the checks stop coming in so soon?

This right here is CLASSY! Extra classy in fact! What’s better than two birthday cakes designed to look like bottles of liquor? Pleasure P’s (formerly of Pretty Ricky) taste cannot be touched! These were his birthday cakes.

Well then seeing as how my birthday is on January 7th, I’m going to be “original” too. I want a birthday cake shaped like a c0ck with white frosting at the tip and another made to look like me lying bucket naked on a bed. It MUST be anatomically correct and three dimensional. See you all at my birthday party!

I was listening to the trance version of this song by Plummet and it made me miss the original! SADE is CLASSIC! I will never forget this video and the song….*smirks* good times! Young bloods need to listen to this. Pretty Ricky and J. Holiday don’t hold a candle to this girl.

I still dream of playing a guitar on top of some skyscraper, abs on hard and stuff. Problem is I have a bad case of vertigo and I’d probably panic and fall to my death.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *catches breath* AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This made my Monday. I know it’s about a week old, but apparently the “breakup” was done quietly.

According to PR.com, lead singer and member of Pretty Ricky, Pleasure, has left the group to pursue other music and television interests with Minnesota Vikings football player Bryant McKinnie.

Miami, FL, November 04, 2007 –(PR.com)– R&B sensation, Pleasure P, has broken away from the quartet Pretty Ricky and merged with Minnesota Vikings offensive tackle, Bryant McKinnie, to create Swagga Entertainment. The two stars will be filmed throughout their journey and the quest to search out new talent will be turned into a reality television project, ‘Swagga Boys’ {Note: Something tells me BET is RIGHT on top of this!-Slim}. The project will offer a behind the scenes look at what happens when celebrities from the music and sports worlds collide.

After successful hits with Pretty Ricky such as Grind With Me, Your Body, and Age Ain’t Nothin but a Number, Pleasure P disbanded from the others to break out on a solo career and commence this collaboration with McKinnie.

McKinnie will use his resources as a professional athlete and celebrity to turn his protege and friend into a solo star. Pleasure P has made records with multi-platinum artists like Lil Wayne and Trick Daddy, while McKinnie has played on the field with NFL superstars like Santana Moss and Daunte Culpepper. Two highly competitive industries come together with the mission of turning Pleasure P into a solo artist and establishing his own place among the giants of the music industry.

The project follows the journey that Mckinnie and Pleasure P go through on their way to a successful album. From renting a jet to go to Pleasure P’s concert to McKinnie’s birthday party in Miami, the pilot also shows the behind the scenes lives of these two rising superstars. The most noted highlight is the recording studio jam session with established recording artists such as Slim Thug, Deelishis {Note: Deelishis is ESTABLISHED??? Don’t MAKE me laugh!!-Slim}, and Sharissa where they unexpectedly recorded their first song.

I went to the Pretty Ricky website but the latest news item dated all the way back to October 18th. *sigh* What a shame! Now who will serenade snot nosed teens with overly sexual material? Who will make the songs that make it possible for these homoerotic brats to simulate the worst lovemaking I have ever seen???

Wow! Way to show you are completely out of touch with rap and hip-hop, AMAs!!

Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Young Jeezy and T.I. were nominated for the 2007 American Music Awards.

Nominees for the 2007 American Music Awards were announced yesterday (October 9) and Young Jeezy, T.I. and Bone Thugs-N-Harmony lead all hip-hop artists with two nominations each. The Awards, hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, will take place on November 18 at the Nokia Theatre in Los Angeles, Calif. For the first time in the AMA’s history, all the winners will be determined by online voting at ama.abc.com. “The Internet allows us to bring millions of potential voters into the voting process,” says Terry Bateman, CEO of Dick Clark Productions.

Personally, I think that Bone are the only ones that deserve to be there, but nominating T.I. and Jeezy isn’t what has captured my ire. Check out the complete list of nominees:

Rap/Hip-Hop:

Favorite Band, Due or Group:
Bone Thugs~N~Harmony
Pretty Ricky <----WHAT????? WHAT THE F*CK????
Shop Boyz <---- Oh COME ON!! Now they're just trying to have me go into labor early! Who did they suck off for this?????

Favorite Male Artist:
Fabolous
T.I.
Young Jeezy

Favorite Album:
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony – Strength & Loyalty
T.I. – T.I. vs. T.I.P.
Young Jeezy – The Inspiration

Didn’t Common come out with an album in time for this? Where are the good rappers? And Pretty Ricky????? I….quit….this….bitch.

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I was over at Fresh’s Crunk & Disorderly and I spotted these two pictures. I just had to start the morning off with this madness and ponctify and this f*ckery.

See I’m mad as hell. I’m mad because I was planning on getting of at 4 p.m, going home to the house real quick, seeing my boyfriend and getting my back blown out real quick before getting my darling little son from daycare, which is right around the corner. BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOO……I see these pictures and I literally felt my entire reproductive system disengage from me, walk out under my desk and to the elevators, mumbling something about “this is some old bullsh*t.”

I am SICKENED that these young girls are all over these ugly little bastards. They look like gremlins. And WHY IN THE HELL DOES THAT ONE GUY HAVE A SORE ON HIS LIP????? Is that hot now? Justin brings sexy back and they felt compelled to bring the STDs???

Is he carrying the herp??? Excuse me whilst I vomit this morning’s Tazo chai.

I knew my little queens wouldn’t let me down! There are so many degrees of FUG here I couldn’t pick. I do know this much: somebody’s writing a book in a few years about having to wear these queer ass outfits. Just watch!