It appears as though the rumors–and I may be late with this observation–that Robin Thicke got his wife Paula Patton, and my archnemesis, pregnant last fall were false.  GOOD!

Robin, baby, I am saving these ovaries for you and Wentworth Miller as soon as I know he’s not gay, John Cena, Daniel Craig, Lil’ Wayne, Reggie Bush, Idris Elba, Boris Kodjoe, and….!!

Yeah I’m his new wife…….Paula I WARNED you! There WAS a lighting issue but it’s all good……

PSYCH!

Here’s the real picture although I think that MINE looks better. Robin you know if she does you wrong I am HERE for you. I cook, I clean, I give good brain I’m brainy!!

I’d take Robin Thicke over Justin Timberlake any day. I just like the dude, drug use aside. In the new issue of Robin drops some knowledge on his wife, Paula Patton. Check out Giant mag for more! On newsstands June 5th!

ON STRAINS IN HIS MARRIAGE TO PAULA PATTON
“She was having sex scenes with the guy who won Album of the Year (Andre 3000), and I pretty much had no record deal. She didn’t come home during the three months of filming (Idlewild) because she was so focused. I started believing she didn’t need me anymore, and when she came home, I started projecting that onto her and pushing her away. That’s what ‘Complicated’ (a song from his album) is about – me saying, ‘I wish I could stop thinking I’m not good enough because, otherwise, I won’t be able to get this girl back.”

Uhh the kind folks over at Bossip seem to have uncovered the deal with Paula. Check them out for some juicy tidbits about her being one of them bisexuals. I have to be honest, it doesn’t sound good. See I don’t even know why he wastes his time on Paula. Hell no. She better get right or get left.