When the old lady looks better than YOU do, it’s time to make some changes. I’m just saying. Joan Collins was one of the guests at the World Magic Awards, as was Pamela Anderson.
Can someone tell me what those splotches are on Pam’s shoulder? She looks like hot shit on a stick.
Isn’t she a little too old for this? Isn’t she just two steps away from needing a cocktail of metamucil and geritol? I mean damn….
In a twist of bizarre judgment, Pamela Anderson married Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon. Oh don’t remember who that guy is? It’s this guy.
Pamela Anderson has said “I do” for the third time to longtime pal Rick Salomon.
The pair tied the knot Saturday night in Las Vegas at the Mirage Hotel before Anderson’s children and members of her family, sources confirm to PEOPLE.
A conventional marriage it wasn’t, as the nuptials actually took place in an hour-and-a-half between Anderson’s two magic shows.
Anderson, 40, donned a white denim Valentino dress at the small ceremony. Wedding guests included Tobey Maguire, Lukas Haas and magician Hans Klok.
Questions:
1) Why was Tobey Maguire there? Was he trying to cut? You know it ain’t no fun if the homeys can’t have none.
2) What were the gifts they gave to the guests? Sex tapes? If so, what if someone brought the “One Night In Paris” sex tape? Would that be bad?
3) Has she seen the tape? His face? Hell has he seen her face without makeup???
I bet his joint smells like sweaty ass. Have a good time smashing Pamela!
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