Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

OK…..
Now I’m going to be 26 years old in four days, so I’m not too old, but just old enough to remember LL Cool J’s “Going Back to Cali.” As a matter of fact, that joint is still on my MP3 player. I also remember Blaque using the same beat to remix “808″ back when I was in high school.

Omarion and Bow Wow have sampled it this time for their new single “Jump Off.” I honestly don’t know what to think. Is it going to be a “banger?” Sure. But it certainly doesn’t do LL or the beat any justice. Omarion’s hook, for me, is going AGAINST the beat. His “Sho Nuff” hair game is on point in the video though! Hey YOU be the judge! Sound off!

Spotted at Urban Review

If he doesn’t learn to get over himself quick, then I’m going to assume all these tantrums are because he’s got a small “thang” between his legs and he’s trying to compensate…….

THAT HAS TO BE IT! Or he just really loves him some Omarion…*side eyes*

I wonder what he could be whispering all in Bow Wow’s ear about!

“Boy your lips sho do look extra moist tonight. Real soft and supple and sh*t….”

Did Omarion and Bow Wow suddenly get some generosity in them? It looks like they let a hobo off the street into their swanky party.

Wait that’s not a hobo! That’s “Slick’em” from disbanded Pretty Ricky! He’s also known as the ugly one. Yeah that one! Did the checks stop coming in so soon?

Omarion and Bow Wow, also known as The Pimp and The Leprechaun, visited TRL today to promote their album “Face Off.” *screams* I can hardly contain myself.

Might I add that Omarion’s man-weave hair is a beautiful thing to behold. His picture just screams “look at me bitch! I’m Hawaiian silky!”

Hell yeah I said it because that’s exactly what it is. Let’s just go over a few “coontastic” parts of this movie shall we???
1) Ghetto Boy who does nothing but raps
2) Gets sent to live with his father, who of course, is in absentia most of the time in Puerto Rico
3) Only thinks about copious amounts of sex or women for the sex
4) Can’t seem to do sh*t else right but dance and hope to f*ck.
5) LAST BUT NOT DAMNED LEAST: WHERE THE F*CK ARE ALL THE BLACK/DARK SKINNED PEOPLE IN PUERTO RICO???????

Mmmmm sounds like a blockbuster movie. I let him slide in “You Got Served” because at the time it seemed that everyone from Usher to Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears, even Missy, were having dance-offs. This is ridiculous. Wake me up when there is a good black movie that doesn’t include us just dancing around please? Thanks!

(also spotted at Racialicious! They crack over there!)

Les Enfants Omarion and Bow Wow aka The Shorty McNasties showed up to TRL today in all their miniature glory. I think both of them only reach to my titties. That’s not sexy. I mean how did Bow Wow hit Ciara being that short? It must’ve been like smashing an overgrown vibrator……..