Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

(Spotted at Sandra Rose

Umm really? You would think that with all the money Nelly has or brags about *ahem DJ Drama’s “5000 Ones” ahem* that he would have endless funds to advertise his clothing line. Guess not! That ad looks like Photoshop 101. She doesn’t even loook like she’s on the snow mobile with him………..

Any thoughts?

Two couples that were rumored to be on the rocks most recently seem to be doing just fine. Again it seems that those rumors of a breakup between Ashanti and Nelly are just that rumors. Another picture of the couple having a good time. Janet is still being dragged along by her good luck leprechaun I see. “You can’t have me lucky charms!”

Other gossip sites speculated that this relationship was over BUT apparently the picture says otherwise. Nelly and Ashanti sat together at the BET Awards tonight. This is certainly not the behavior of a couple that allegedly recently split.

See now this is what Africa, to be even more specific, South Africa needs. Angelina Jolie be damned, Nelly is getting it RIGHT! All that humanitarian bull that Brad,
Bono, Oprah, Don Cheadle and George Clooney were trying to do is a WASTE! They don’t care about black people…but Nelly does. Who needs a decent home and food after an oppressive apartheid regime that spanned decades upon decades when they can have a pimped ride?

Nelly and his company Fillmore Street Brewery, which manufactures his energy drink Pimp Juice, are continuing the expansion of the rapper’s brand into South Africa. The St. Louis native has entered into an agreement with U.K. based Screen Ventures and MTV Networks to bring the hit show Pimp My Ride to the African nation. According to his website, the parties signed a deal to produce 52 episodes of the show, in which old cars are customized and brought back to life. The St. Louis native will host the show alongside an as of yet unnamed South African presenter. Also in the works is an American Idol style reality show based on hip-hop performances. The show’s winner would be eligible for a two year recording contract with Nelly’s record label, Derrty Entertainment.

Yup! And I am so excited for the rapper that wins a deal with Derrty Entertainment because you know, they have such a huge stable of talented artists. Murphy Lee is THE MAN! *Humming “What tha hook gon’ be…”*