Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

Yeah I’m his new wife…….Paula I WARNED you! There WAS a lighting issue but it’s all good……

PSYCH!

Here’s the real picture although I think that MINE looks better. Robin you know if she does you wrong I am HERE for you. I cook, I clean, I give good brain I’m brainy!!

This was about the ONLY interesting or funny part of the movie awards. Honestly I don’t think anyone even showed up. Anyway, check out Sarah Silverman in this short clip calling Lindsay Lohan a “little pig” and embarassing Paris Hilton. Oooh that saying that goes “God doesn’t like ugly” seems apt for Paris who was VISIBLY displeased. And the world’s tiniest violin is playing in the background……

Here is video of Amy Winehouse performing at the 2007 MTV Movie Awards! I love me some Amy. Get her album if you haven’t already. Unlike other performers (cough..cough…sputter..Rihanna-choo!), she can actually sing and doesn’t need to sell sex to do it either because Lord knows Amy is pushing it with that look.

She didn’t do much dancing. It was a pretty one-dimensional performance. But her hair, wig, whatever was banging and she had a good stage presence. The singing was definitely hard for her to do, that much I could gather. Perhaps she didn’t dance as much because she needed to concentrate on not sounding like ass off pitch? Here’s video of the performance! Some of the best quality I could find!

The 2007 MTV Movie Awards are in FULL effect and of course, “the hardest working blogger” in Seattle has the goods before you go to bed or for some of you all as first thing when you wake up!
Jay-Z looking a little more “casual” than normal or expected. He looks like someone’s dad at a PTA meeting. Rihanna’s wig game is looking tight. But I’m sure you want to see more pics right?

Monique Coleman obviously didn’t get the memo I sent out to all participants about acting the ass about the correct way to pose on the red carpet. SMH.

I see Spencer and Heidi from “The Hills” fame were invited. Aside from the fact that they are publicity WHORES, they would have looked nice had Heidi decided to keep her newly bought tits in a classier dress, not a trashy one. I’m guessing she bought this from House Of Dere-oh-no Stripper Meets Socialite line. So feltch..I mean fetch.

Now you know the paps did Rob (MTV’s Rob & Big) mad wrong with that photo. He looks like this:

Real damned shame, Rob.

They let a wino Stephen Coletti (Laguna Beach) in. How charitable.

Posh showing off her toothpicks legs in some poor dead Zebra’s skin.

Dane Cook I…uhh…no words. Mess. Anxiety attack. The nineties. That is all…..

Amy Winehouse and hubby Blake Fielder-Civil doing their crackhead love thing. I see she fixed and fed the furball on her head. I wish she would have had some food as well.

Cameron Diaz was banging!

Rihanna looking well put together. I love her wig hair!

Jessica Alba looking nice. But I swear I’ve seen her wear this style before so I’m bored.

Van and Angela Simmons there….

That’s it for now! More pics later!