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We can say what we want about Kim Kardashian but I will say this, she isn’t anorexic or emaciated! I like that! And Mel B. looks positively BANGIN’ for having just had a baby a few months ago. *Lone tear falls from my eye* It gives me hope! They both look great! Stick it to these stick figure b*tches ladies!! Nicole Richie really need to see y’all chef!

(Photo courtesy of People)

People.com reported that a rep for Mel B. has confirmed Eddie Murphy to be the father of their 2 month old daughter Angel Iris.

The results of the DNA test, which Murphy took on June 11, were received by Brown on Thursday afternoon, says rep Liza Anderson.

“He’s the baby’s father, it’s official,” says a source close to Brown. “The baby is undoubtedly, 110 percent his.”

Of Brown, the source said, “There was no doubt in people’s minds anyways, least of all hers. It wasn’t a surprise to her. She knew all along.”

Murphy’s rep declined to comment.

He knew that was his baby he just didn’t feel like being dragged to Toys ‘R’ Us to get any damned toys with her. Hollywood is indeed ghetto. Maury Povich could’ve done this 2 months ago.

According to DrewReports.com, Eddie Murphy is the father of Mel B’s baby. Yay! Was it just me or was that whole thing boring. It was kind of like good sex with no climax. I mean it was good, but I didn’t get much from it other than it was good……

BAH!

Poor, poor Mel B. Eddie is making her life a living hell….oops! Oh well! *shrugs* Irresponsibility is a bitch isn’t it? I’m still trying to figure out how the hell they get into this mess in the first place.

When all but one of the Spice Girls reunited last night in London for David Beckham’s thirty-second birthday bash, all eyes were on new mom Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown, who recently showed off her adorable baby girl Angel Iris in an exclusive photoshoot and interview with OK!. Would Mel bring along the adorable tot to meet her fellow former bandmates? Alas, the little Angel was nowhere to be seen — and Mel B. has reached out to OK! to say she feels Eddie Murphy is to blame.

Reached out to OK Mag? How about you reach out to a lawyer? Reach out to the State of California maybe? I hope you all know that Rayneesha Jenkins would get a nice kick in the face and a mean laugh to her face if she called OK! because HER baby daddy wasn’t acting right….
Hollywood is a trip cats….
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