Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

DAMN Aubrey….why don’t you lick her nose hairs too?? She’s looking at Tonsley like she’s a plate of double cheeseburgers. The ladies were snapped at Diddy’s CFDA Event After-party. These pics are suspect.

I’m laughing at Tonsley’s face in Aubrey’s AA cup chest. I’m wondering if Diddy partook in all the “love” that was going around?

Klingon Ambassador to Earth Pop-tart Rihanna is apparently “tougher” than we think. In the new issue of Complex magazine, Rihanna talks about fist fights with her brothers:

“I’m the oldest child with two brothers,” she tells the new issue of Complex magazine, out June 12. “We used to fight — and when I say ‘fight,’ I don’t mean arguments, I mean physically fight. I hit the older one in his face with a glass bottle. … My mom was pretty upset.” She also says she has her eye on one particular Hollywood hunk. “What’s that guy’s name who was in that movie with Jessica Alba? Paul… um … ‘Fast and the Furious’ … Paul something … I think he’s really hot.

YUP! Paul Walker’s gonna smash. Way she’s been acting lately you would think she hadn’t gotten any in a long time. But it would help if she knew the guy’s name don’t you think??? I’m just saying. There’s a lot of “Paul Something’s” that would hit her Klingon sugar walls.

So all those other blogs who assumed that Jay-Z and Rihanna were “creeping” can give it a rest now…….

Jay-Z flew to London to watch Beyonce perform at Wembley on the latest leg of her UK tour.

The 37-year-old hip-hop mogul even cancelled his own promotional tour of his business empire Roc-A-Fella to surprise his 25-year-old fiancee.

Sources say Jay-Z promised Beyonce “the biggest diamond she can fit on her finger”.

A source said: “This will be the hip-hop wedding to end all hip-hop weddings.”

Jay apparently popped the question to Bey while they were on vacation in Cannes. How sweet. It’s official now….

I don’t know WHO they thought they were kidding but their inter-species relationship was confirmed YEARS ago. Anyway, Beyonce finally opened up to MTV (a little because showing too much emotion would melt her) about her relationship to Joe Camel..err..I mean Jay-Z:

She says, “It’s very easy. He’s so quick. And we respect each other. If I have any suggestions he respects it. If he has any suggestions, I respect it. It’s just, I don’t know, easy. And fun.”

I’ve got to give it to her. The upkeep for camels is a real b!tch…