Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

I was looking for some music to vibe to while working on my page, and decided to click on this video. I am GLAD I did! It’s a parody video from a show in the Dominican Republic.

What’s right with this video? It is everything I aspire to be! My dream outfit is what the lead singer is wearing [pompadour wig included too]! Green polyester pants never looked so good. Makes me really want to make go get a can of “Soul-Glo” and get my joint poppin’.

That’s one HELL of a side eye Mary. She is not only giving me major side eye but she’s also giving me the “unsavory” look.

Mary was out at Carol’s Daughter looking well as usual. I am really hoping she changes her hair soon because I am getting major Ike Turner bowl cut action right now.

Rapper Eve was spotted out and about in West Hollywood yesterday, wearing her Cartier shades. Nice look, but something about her hair is sending me ill vibes. Is the wig on straight?

What is wrong with these pictures? I can’t be the only one…………

Our Lady Of The Lacefront, Beyonce, has landed in Korea! *toots* But I couldn’t help but notice that her smile is very strained in these pictures. I wonder what she is thinking? She looks tired…..

Beyonce: ‘My head is painin’. When will all these Mexican folks stop taking my picture so I can take this wig off? They are Mexican right?’

Click to Expand! Don’t forget to scroll down. She has such a nice mustache to go with it!