Seattle Slim | 
12 31st, 2007| 
Rihanna and T-Pain were just some of the offenders……
2007 had some of the MOST overexposed and overplayed songs I have ever heard in my life. Hell I thought the 90s were bad………
With the lack of good music getting hardly any play, radio and television made sure to try to forced feed us with pure f*ckery. Here are the TOP 5 most OVERPLAYED [and crappiest mind you] songs of 2007…..
1) Rihanna “Umbrella”– This song made me want to drink arsenic, but not before running into my nearest department store’s umbrella section, dousing them with gasoline then lighting them bitches on fire, all the while singing “ella, ella, eh, eh, eh..” butt naked, except for some ankle socks. Thank God I was pregnant and wasn’t able to fulfill my mission. I’ll always hate Rihanna for this…….
2) T-Pain “Buy U A Drank”–Let’s be honest for a minute. This cat couldn’t buy you nor I a drink and that’s real talk. I don’t care if the guy has a hundred dollar bill tatted on his cock and I like to blow money……I want nothing from him.
3) Kanye West “Stronger”– I’m a fan of the original song/sample by Daft Punk (huge Daft stan) and he did it no justice but whatever…….
4) Diddy Featuring Keyshia Cole “Last Night”– Never let this rabbit tooth bastard sing on a track EVER again. You’ve been warned world….*shines ninja stars*
5) Soulja Boy “Crank Dat“– Yes the dance is fun and I probably will “crank dat” after I have my baby and I have a couple of drinks in my system BUT the song was all over the damned radio, all over ringtones, all over everywhere. I bet if we play it backwards, we’ll hear Satan telling us to sacrifice our parents.
