Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

It’s 2:03 am my time and I didn’t really feel like addressing some of the other folks who were there so I got the best of the best. Believe me there were folks there that I thought were dead or trapped on an island somewhere like Won-G. Don’t remember Won-G? He did this wonderful video with Paris Hilton. Ah yes, how could I forget her “Nigga please” look she gave him when they were laying on the bed?? By the way it is safe for work. It’s a music video. Moving on!

Janet must’ve hit up her trainers HARD to fit her ass into that dress. The funny thing about Janet is she doesn’t really look like this. I might just sue her for false advertisement. We know you have a big butt Miss Jackson. That’s how you tote Jermaine around. Just clenched all in the butt cheeks.

Eva Pigford is still probably the ONLY America’s Next Top Model winner to have a life. Unfortunately, the outfit she wore reminded me of one of the stripper get-ups I used to see at this strip club in Texas. I call it Haute Titty Bar Couture….

Jill Scott looked fabulous. I don’t like the hair that much but she does look lovely!

I really like Niecy Nash. And she has a signature style that I like. I just hope she ventures out more from it.

Tyler Perry was there. I guess he went for the “I’m the director” look. Barry Bonds made an appearance as well. I hope he enjoys himself, especially with his skanky ass jumpoff mistress coming to air his ass out and get some checks in now that he dumped her.

Miss Jill Scott Performed at Radio City Music Hall last night! I’ve been listening to her last album heavily and I can’t wait for her newest. Here’s what she told Metro about her latest projects:

“When I’m behind the mic, I try to sing each song as though it were a sepa­rate personality,” she admits during a break from her tour. (She performs at Radio City Music Hall tonight.) “Because to me, it’s like acting,” she adds. Before releasing her first album, Scott toured with the Canadian company of the Broadway production of “Rent.” “The brazen, sassy woman on ‘The Real Thing’ track is not really me; she’s a character,” she says.

In addition to creating characters in the studio, Scott has also been flip­ping personas in front of the camera. This year, Scott, who recently slim­med down, had the opportunity to portray blues woman Big Mama Thornton in the film “Hounddog,” a small role where she plays opposite Dakota Fanning. But it’s her first starring role in the new Tyler Perry pro­ject “Why Did I Get Married?” that has her most excited. “I believed in that film so much; I took time off from recording my album just

to be in it,” she says. Scott, playing the part of an abused house­wife with a horrible hus­band, co-stars with Janet Jackson and former “New York Undercover” hunk Malik Yoba. “I’m not good at doing five or 10 things at one time. Whatever project I’m working on, that becomes my main focus.”

Unfortunately “Hounddog” did so poorly, I don’t think anyone really got to see Jill. Maybe in Tyler’s new movie we can see her shine!

For those of you who wanted to hear something, ANYTHING about Ms. Jill Scott here’s a single off of her upcoming album. I heard it was to be released by September and I anxiously await! I have her last album and thank God for it. She is way too under-appreciated, real talk!
Click here to listen to “Hate On Me” if you haven’t heard already!

And Click here for info about her fan video contest

Hopefully it won’t be too late for you! Fans must submit a one to two minute video of their original interpretation of her song “Love Rain.”

With all of the Rihannas and Britneys of the world, it sure is good to have ONE Jill Scott.