Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

NICE move Oprah!

Alicia Keys has won the lead role of Lena Horne in an upcoming biopic backed by Oprah Winfrey. Janet Jackson was originally {WTF???<--Slim} picked for the role but was cut after her Superbowl “Nipplegate” antics. Sources say Janet was “devastated” when she was fired, as she had been vying for that role for some time.

OH WELL!!! Janet Jackson should let this be a lesson. Not acting your age and trying to be like these young birds will only get you so far. Lately it hasn’t gotten her very far at all with her albums failing. Alicia Keys is a good look!

So whilst I was over on one of my favorite blogs, someone brought up “Anytime, Anyplace” by Janet Jackson. Mercy me!

Let me be blunt. If you haven’t SMASHED to this song, you are missing out!!! It is a MUST on your “mixtape” f*cktape so go download it, and smash tonight! *smiles devilishly at boyfriend who will no doubt read this later*

Two couples that were rumored to be on the rocks most recently seem to be doing just fine. Again it seems that those rumors of a breakup between Ashanti and Nelly are just that rumors. Another picture of the couple having a good time. Janet is still being dragged along by her good luck leprechaun I see. “You can’t have me lucky charms!”

Janet Jackson graces the cover of Us Weekly magazine where she talks about how she’s kept the 60 lbs. off she lost after ballooning to about 180 lbs. Her weight became an issue in January of 2006 when she was snapped looking heavier than normal. I am happy she lost the weight, but I’m just wondering how she will be able to breastfeed Jermaine Dupri if she no longer has any fat stores? This is serious! She tells the magazine that it is very hard for her to work out and that she has to get amped to to hit the gym. She also goes on to discuss how she indulges in her cravings just in moderation. Yeah whatever! When your trainer is someone like Gunnar Peterson last time I checked, you’d lose some jelly too. She does look good though. Now if she could just have a hit record……….
Check out the new issue of Us Weekly on newsstands now.