Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

(photos spotted at People.com)
And I say that in my best “Borat” voice. I mean they are aren’t they?
Jamie Lynn gets knocked up at 16 years old, goes through “baby daddy” paternity drama in the gossip rags and blogs, and now is pictured with a GED book in her hand. G’on girl!!! Get you some learnin’ and edumacation so you and your baby can be all sophisterated! I vote she names the baby Fendi Guccay Vuitton Spears. That will really put the cherry on top this joint.

Then big sister Britney drives her Mercedes around on a flat tire, abandons it and had it impounded last night.

Good Lawd Lynn Spears! How do you do it? This isn’t even funny anymore. Just really irritating!

The 2007 Crack Whore of the Year, Britney Spears, made it known that Jamie Lynn was NOT about to swagger jack her “dysfunctional broad” game. Not in the ‘08 hoes!

Britney was taken to Cedars-Sinai last night after a custody dispute erupted at her house. The cops were called and so were the medics and she was taken away on a stretcher. You KNOW this is developing. Will I care in a few hours after I stuff my face? Yeah….just a little. Not a lot.

I dunno but I am going to take a guess that slutty behavior MIGHT just have the best year ever in the ‘08. What with Jamie Lynn Spears and Tila Tequila keeping their shows.

Good news for bachelors, bachelorettes and Tila Tequila fans: MTV has ordered up another season of A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila. Starting this spring the network will air 10 more episodes of the popular and over-the-top lovefest, which puts a bisexual twist to the dating show formula. In the first season, Web star Tila Tequila searched for love among 16 straight men and 16 gay women. In the end she ended up with a guy — Bobby Banhart — but she’s back on the market now.

“I thought I had finally found someone that I was compatible with, but I guess I was wrong,” Tequila wrote of the recent split on her MySpace blog. “My hectic schedule was really hard on him and we both were getting frustrated, but at the same time … it’s too bad that things didn’t work out between us.” Too bad, indeed.

*rolls eyes* B*tch please!
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Oh really Nickelodeon?? Let me keep my mouth shut for a minute and provide the quote. Lord knows if I speak on it right now, I’m going to say something that will get people mad…….

Friday is judgment day for Nickelodeon when “Zoey 101″ and its knocked-up teen star, Jamie Lynn Spears, return to the air.

But even with Britney Spears’ 16-year-old sister pregnant with her on-again, off-again boyfriend’s baby — the network has no plans to yank “Zoey” from its schedule, nor are officials there expecting trouble.

“If there hasn’t been an outcry from advertisers and viewers yet, there probably won’t be,” an industry source said Tuesday.

See that’s a great example to show these fast ass little teeny boppers!! I’m just saying if Nickelodeon wants to be real, I damned sure better see the uncensored sex tape between Patrick and Spongebob Squarepants before 9 p.m…….ON A WEEKNIGHT.

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Britney Spears’ sister is preggers y’all!

(Photo taken from Yahoo)

“It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected,” she said. “I was in
complete and total shock and so was he.”

Spears is 12 weeks along and initially kept the news to herself when she
learned of the pregnancy from an at-home test and subsequent doctor visit, she
told the celebrity magazine, which hits stands in New York on Wednesday and the
rest of the country by Friday.

What message does she want to send to other teens about premarital sex? “I definitely don’t think it’s something you should do; it’s better to wait,” she told the magazine. “But I can’t be judgmental because it’s a position I put myself in.”

Lynne Spears must be the PROUDEST mother on Earth right now. One daughter is a cokewhore and the other is pregnant at sixteen with a stalled career. *SMDH* Mother of the year!

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