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She’s not the first actress to be embarrassed like this, but why does it only happen to white women? We’ve never seen a black actress like Halle Berry insulted for having an ample bottom.

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Ummm Janet…that’s not OUR fault. That sounds like a problem that should be categorized under “YP.” And while she’s incorrect (remember the flack Serena Williams got for her behind while playing tennis?) I don’t hear black blogs and media up in arms against Melyssa Ford, Buffie The Body or even the idiotic Angel Lola Love.

While I think it’s screwed up to talk crap about Jennifer Love Hewitt’s body because it IS normal, she did bring it upon herself by being part of the war machine that wrought destruction on the minds of young girls and women in the late ’90s. I mean she wasn’t famous for her ACTING abilities…..

The moms were out at night in L.A. last night looking nice. See? Moms is pimps too!


(Is it JUST me or does Halle look a) tired or b) faded???)

DAMN!!! Halle Berry is killing all us other “pregnant hoes” with her fashion game. And she rocked the open back dress too! Now that takes guts! Simply stated: La Berry looks STUNNING. Take that J. Lo!

Oh Halle!! You really aren’t all that funny anyway so you should’ve KNOWN better than to try and make a funny!

Berry was involved in a segment with Leno in which she showed computer-distorted photos of herself. According to the New York Post’s Page Six, Berry showed one image in which she had a large, distorted nose and said, “Here’s where I look like my Jewish cousin!”

When the program aired later that night, the word “Jewish” was cut, and a laugh track was inserted in its place.

After she made the remark, Leno said, “I’m glad you said it.” Berry, 41, then said, “Oh my God, have I just like ruined my career?”

Later, Berry apologized, telling Page Six: “I so didn’t mean to offend anybody – and after the show I realized it could be seen as offensive, so I asked Jay to take it out, and he did,” Berry said.

She explained further: “What happened was, I was backstage before the show, and I have three girls who are Jewish who work for me. We were going through pictures to see which ones looked silly, and one of my Jewish friends said [of the big-nose picture], ‘That could be your Jewish cousin!’ And I guess it was fresh in my mind, and it just came out of my mouth. But I didn’t mean to offend anybody. I didn’t. I didn’t mean any harm.”

Har dee har har!

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Halle Berry showed up to the premiere of her new movie “Things We Lost in the Fire” looking fab except for one thing wasn’t quite right.

I don’t know if she fell down a flight of stairs or was going for the “I Just Got Plowed” look, but she should know that she has to make sure her weave/wig is on point at all times. You didn’t bring a comb Halle?

Okay well I don’t know about her ovaries, but I’m assuming they are happy they were put to good use. Anyway, TMZ reported initially and Halle confirmed to Access Hollywood that she is indeed 3 months pregnant with Gabriel’s baby! YAY!! Congratulations to the happy couple if they EVER read this blog *lol*. I am so glad she will suffer just like I am now experience pregnancy!!

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