So over at Crunk and Disorderly, I saw that Plies is planning to launch his own clothing line. Here’s what Fresh had to say:

Woohah.com reports that Plies will release a clothing line for women called ‘Bust It Baby’ this Fall [You know, like the song. Boy, you be cross-promoting!] that will include short shorts [I can’t] and spandex. Expect to see plenty of classy broads standing in the line at the club showing off the bottom of their ashy ass cheeks in the skin tight garments.

LOVELY and DELIGHTFUL!!! I can’t even FRONT, the guy is going to sell OUT of those damned outfits. Have you seen his Myspace page!?!??! I have never seen so many damned GROWN women line up to be a, what’s it called, bust-a-nut, errr…bust it baby. It’s going to be a long, HOT crotchless summer. I can just see the tagline now:

“Bust It Baby Clothing by Plies, fine purveyor of shitty ass music, used condoms and ‘yak. Brought to you by your local welfare office, King’s Liquor store on MLK Way and Ray-Ray’s Weave ‘n’ go!”

Holy Jim Crow, Batman!!  They picked a black woman to be Miss USA in 2008?!?!?!

 Well sunuvabitch!!  I am surprised and amazed!  I bet you this has EVERYTHING to do with Barack Obama huh?  See, what’s going to happen is Obama will be elected and with this Black Miss USA, nobody will EVER be able to alledge any type of racist wrongdoing huh?? LMAO  I can see it now…

Black Employee:  Um, I heard what you said about me having to like watermelon and fried chicken because I’m black you know…

White Employee: Huh?  Wha-?  Oh yeah!  That….Um, well I mean that wasn’t racist.

Black Employee: *sigh* This is f*cked up.  America is full of racists.  DAMN!

White Employee: Hold up there buddy!!!  America is NOT racist!  We elected Obama didn’t we?  And we just gave that black girl Miss USA!  What MORE do you want?!?! 

“The Vagina Monologues” that is!

Sure she was just fired from her gig on Court TV (now known as Tru TV), but that can’t keep Star “The Neck” Jones down!  She’s got a new job.

The former Court TV host, who was let go from her contract last month, is performing in “The Vagina Monologues” tonight in Washington, DC, to raise awareness and end violence against women and girls. While we’re sure the gig won’t pay as much as her $8 million-a-year job at Court TV, Jones is happy to give her all in the skit titled “Short Skirt.”

Wouldn’t it be awesome if they asked her husband Al Reynolds to be in “The Butthole Chronicles?” That would just make my day!

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Nas looks high as a kite in this picture.  Actually he looks high in all of them.  I’m thinking this picture could definitely win Nas a cover spot on Klansman Weekly or The Daily Nazi.  This is making some racist’s day for sure! 

Kelis must have been high to step out the house looking like that.  I mean come on!  Gold spandex???  SMDH!

Take Miss Piggy:

And Chris Rock:

And their celebrity spawn is………..(find out after the jump) Read more on this Article!

This outfit right here. Check out what the homey Fresh over at Crunk & Disorderly had to say about Veronica Webb’s choice of jewels. Yes….pronounced JOO-ELLS!

I think Tampax and Playtex would be proud. If Veronica wants more relevance, maybe she could be on the boxes of tampons. She could be targeted to a black female audience in their thirties? Here’s my draft:
 

Sean is this your KINFOLK???

I mean I’m not trying to be mean but I really think that he should request a DNA test from Baby Sinclair. There is a HUGE resemblance.

*sobbing* He ain’t no DAMNED good still being with that girl, when I’ve got TWO good, tried and true ovaries that are ready for him to “pollenate.”

*In best Bronx voice* But I love him….*sigh* She is just chilling with my man, Rene aka Residente of Calle 13, at the Latin Grammy party while I marinate in my own jealous rage and disgust!!!!! If I see her in the streets, I’ma “pop my trunk….”

Sh*t ain’t right man…*sniffles* I’ll be back. I gotta go put on “Love Is A Losing Game” by Amy Winehouse. Maybe I’ll dedicate “November Rain” on Guitar Hero to him to ease my sorrow………….

**I kid. But I will take her man if she don’t keep it tight. Word to Britney Spears…**

So an esteemed reader sent me some info about Rachel Smith and suggested that I also do a retraction. I have the NY Daily News to thank for that!!! Bastards! Anyway, he was kind enough to send me the truth to this story!.

Hi, Seattle,

I have the text of Widdicombe’s retraction, which follows, but no link:

“In an interview credited to a freelance contributor on Monday, this column quoted Miss USA Rachel Smith “dissing” Katie Couric during a red carpet interview. The Miss Universe organization later complained that her comment was taken out of context. After reviewing the taped interview I agree that Miss Smith used the word “credibility” in a context that could have been misinterpreted by the journalist. A pageant rep tells us: “Rachel is a huge fan of Katie Couric and would love nothing more than to have a career such as hers.”"

See? The Beatniks is for THE CHILDREN!!!