Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

Jay-Z performed in Las Vegas on the 29th. Loving the suit swagger. Where was Beyonce though?

AJ Holloway, Gabrielle Union and friends *snickers* partied it up this weekend too! Looking nice! Wish I could have a “drank!”

Bucky O’Hare aka Diddy and Dylan posed for pictures.

Tiffany Pollard aka New York and her beau *snickers* Tailor Made were in Miami having a few brews. This sh*t right here is damned so repulsive it’s cute. I mean just odd.

Tyson Beckford was also hosting a party in Miami. Nice sneaks!

Gabrielle Union was at the 7th Annual York “In Living Pink” presented by Hershey’s benefiting the Young Survival Coalition joint yesterday. She looks nice but she looks tired to me. I would LOVE to see her ACTING more and on the town less.

When can we get pictures of her on the red carpet for a movie she’s in????? Damn does Halle Berry need to take a break?

Gabrielle Union partied it up for a second night with Anthony Anderson (K*Ville) and Essence Atkins (Chitlin Circuit) in the Bahamas. We don’t need no water let the motherf*cker burn huh? Burn motherf*cker burn! I’m just waiting for the pics where she flashes her breasts a la Girls Gone Wild…..

When I saw these photos I was going to add some captions, you know, maybe a little graffiti then I decided not to. These pictures speak for themselves. Gabrielle Union obviously had a blast at Audrina Patridge’s party in the Bahamas at the Aura Nightclub. Let me just be blunt as hell. Gabrielle is drunk as a skunk and obviously didn’t give a damn about it. That’s okay, I’ve been there too. Last time I was this drunk I had to wears sunglasses into the club because the strobe lights was blinding my ass. Go figure! I am cracking up at the white guy in the yellow shirt. His facial expressions are classic. The other girl she was dancing with was Essence Atkins, Chitlin Circuit actress.