Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

I was looking for some music to vibe to while working on my page, and decided to click on this video. I am GLAD I did! It’s a parody video from a show in the Dominican Republic.

What’s right with this video? It is everything I aspire to be! My dream outfit is what the lead singer is wearing [pompadour wig included too]! Green polyester pants never looked so good. Makes me really want to make go get a can of “Soul-Glo” and get my joint poppin’.

*Dancehall reggae horn* This is my joint! Out an’ Bad!!!!
Real talk, I am SOOOO happy I discovered this on YouToozle YouTube. All the weight I put on eating like a pig and stuffing my beak with this pregnancy is as good as gone with these Elephant Man Dancing Gym clips. Better get my inhaler out!!!

I love my West Indian and Jamaican people for real. Some of these dance names are killing me though. The “Elbow Dem,” “Lift Yuh Weights,” and the “Tek Weh Yuhself” make me laugh all the time. I’m coming up with my own dance for my people and I’m going to call it the “Stand Still” where I just stand there and do nothing but blink. HOTNESS!!

Check him out at 2:51 where he does the “Out and Bad” and hits himself in the head with that big chain he’s got on and literally walks off from the pain.

I LOVE this show!

Meet Clarence! Clarence is a psychic who supposedly offers free psychic energy readings on public access on the East Coast. Unfortunately when he TRIES to help cats, he gets pranked. It doesn’t help that he goes the hell off on his callers and hangs up on them though. Check him out!

My favorite line: “You finna catch a dial tone! There you go!” *hangs up phone*

YouTube must have removed the full version, but this snippet is just as effective in capturing a death by penis.

*sigh* Now I know how to answer when someone asks me how I want to die.

Honestly I can seriously tell this baby is telling his parents “now is the winter of your discontent!!”

This is all you need!

{Thanks to AWG watching YouTube while at work!!}

Click HERE to watch!

(Thanks Michelle!)

Real talk! If I had to do this video for my high school, it wouldn’t be pretty! Word to the nerds and the geeky!

Check out what happened to the folks 50 Cent was talking about in his famous verse from “Wanksta!”

“Damn Homey! In high school you was the man homey! What the f*ck happened to you?”

*Clutches heart* This right HERE! *faints*

I would’ve called this video a comedy, but upon hearing DJ Khaled’s ovary poisoning voice I decided to classify it as a tragedy. *SMDH*

And *lol* at the doves flying from Birdman! Oh SO thought provoking! *snickers*

(Spotted at C&D)