Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

(Taken from Larissa’s Island)

*SMDH* I shed a tear right now. I shed a tear because there have been winter storms going on around the country and thanks to “Bootz,” hundreds of horses are walking around with a frozen buttholes. Just how many horses are LITERALLY freezing their asses off because of her??? I need answers!!! *calls Peta*

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *catches breath* AAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! This made my Monday. I know it’s about a week old, but apparently the “breakup” was done quietly.

According to PR.com, lead singer and member of Pretty Ricky, Pleasure, has left the group to pursue other music and television interests with Minnesota Vikings football player Bryant McKinnie.

Miami, FL, November 04, 2007 –(PR.com)– R&B sensation, Pleasure P, has broken away from the quartet Pretty Ricky and merged with Minnesota Vikings offensive tackle, Bryant McKinnie, to create Swagga Entertainment. The two stars will be filmed throughout their journey and the quest to search out new talent will be turned into a reality television project, ‘Swagga Boys’ {Note: Something tells me BET is RIGHT on top of this!-Slim}. The project will offer a behind the scenes look at what happens when celebrities from the music and sports worlds collide.

After successful hits with Pretty Ricky such as Grind With Me, Your Body, and Age Ain’t Nothin but a Number, Pleasure P disbanded from the others to break out on a solo career and commence this collaboration with McKinnie.

McKinnie will use his resources as a professional athlete and celebrity to turn his protege and friend into a solo star. Pleasure P has made records with multi-platinum artists like Lil Wayne and Trick Daddy, while McKinnie has played on the field with NFL superstars like Santana Moss and Daunte Culpepper. Two highly competitive industries come together with the mission of turning Pleasure P into a solo artist and establishing his own place among the giants of the music industry.

The project follows the journey that Mckinnie and Pleasure P go through on their way to a successful album. From renting a jet to go to Pleasure P’s concert to McKinnie’s birthday party in Miami, the pilot also shows the behind the scenes lives of these two rising superstars. The most noted highlight is the recording studio jam session with established recording artists such as Slim Thug, Deelishis {Note: Deelishis is ESTABLISHED??? Don’t MAKE me laugh!!-Slim}, and Sharissa where they unexpectedly recorded their first song.

I went to the Pretty Ricky website but the latest news item dated all the way back to October 18th. *sigh* What a shame! Now who will serenade snot nosed teens with overly sexual material? Who will make the songs that make it possible for these homoerotic brats to simulate the worst lovemaking I have ever seen???

I don’t know if this is a reflection on Vibe per se, but the “turnout” at their event had about as much star power as a black hole…

I for the life of me cannot UNDERSTAND why they got rid of “NY Undercover” with this brother on it. That was the business back in the mid-90s. Is it just me or does he look like he has a “life partner” as opposed to a “girlfriend?”

I love Cee-Lo so I tend to leave him alone because he was BRILLIANT on that Gnarls Barkley album. That joint is probably one of the best albums of all time. I just wonder if he has a hard time closing his mouth sometimes……

In an effort to extend her 15 minutes of fame to 15 minutes and 30 seconds, Saaphyri crawled out from her crevice. She’s still unbe-weaveable!

So handsome and yet so dumb. David Banner is a walking oxymoron. Please emphasize the moron after his latest comments on “snitching.” He looks like the type of cat you only call over to smash, then when he tries to talk afterwards, you tell him to stop talking and get out until the next time.

Every time I see Chrissette Michele I want to reach out to her. By reach out I mean getting together with her to hatch a plan to off the skank girl that ruined her debut: Rihanna.

Never ones to stay unemployed and mediocre for TOO long, hussies video chicks Larissa Aurora aka “Bootz” and Shay Johnson “Buckeey” from Flavor Of Love managed to snag a spot in Fabolous’ new video “Baby Don’t Go.”

See, when I saw them on FOL I just KNEW that these girls were destined for greatness. No weave is too long! No role too degrading! Not my girls!

Really I have no words……

This is wrong on so many levels I will have to cut my attack short and leave it for my little political blog Happy Nappy Head. I am NOT mad at Deelishis’ body. I think that while she isn’t as “tight” as we are accustomed to seeing, she has a NORMAL body and I applaud the fact that she hasn’t gone on the cigarette, booze and cum diet that Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie most stars from the A-list to the Z-list are normally on. But this is ridiculous. She might as well change the lyrics to:
“My p*ssy is great. Poke it.
I have a big ass. Stroke it.
Cum on my face. Who needs respect?
I’m shaking my ass to extend my 15 minutes,
but I’m trying to be a ghetto bunny what did you expect?”

I pray to God that my little fetus is sprouting a penis as we speak because if this is what I have to shield my daughter from, I’ll be gray before I turn 30. You be the judge……..
*P.S. The guest “rapper” they have sounds like a twisted version of Young Jizzy…err…Young Jeezy and Lil’ Wayne….*SMDH*

(Video spotted at Bossip!