I don’t know who Simply Jess is but she just showed up to the Hazel Eyes event right off the beach.  That reminds me of the time I went to a wedding in my white crotchless corset and garters ensemble.  What a lovely wedding it was….

The groom said “I take this crotch to be my lawfully wedded wife..”  WTH was that about???

These pictures below f*cked me up SOOOO much that I…I…f*ck what was I gonna say???

Ah yes, NO PUEDO!! NO MAS! POR DIOS! I couldn’t even say it in English! I don’t mean to swagger jack, but the first words that popped into my head were: I CAN’T! Word to Fresh at C&D! It was so bad, I even formulated it into Spanish. YES! It was THAT BAD!!!!!

I am offended…

Who let Miss My Grandmama Curtains into the club like this? This is a HEALTH violation. IF this broad sits on the couch and sweats too much, you are sitting in her swamp ass juice. I mean REALLY??? My New York people are hurting my feelings right now man.

Oh lord her TOES!!!!

And this RIGHT HERE?!?!??! First of all, the slut is letting us know she is a slut by ADVERTISING that she is not wearing any underwear. Let me be clear. I have gone “free” down there before and YES in a club. One important thing was I WAS WITH MY MAN the whole night. The only reason that happened was because Baby Phat makes CRAPPY thongs but that’s another story.

Second thing wrong is the fact that this cabrona REALLY went and got a BUTTERFLY tatted on her ASS. What the ass?? PUN INTENDED! A butterfly? This skank is REALLY seeing some action to feel it necessary to paint a mural for dudes to look at while they knock her fatback out. I need my smelling salts. Too much fuckery and no gin makes Slim a dull girl…

:shock:

So the internet was abuzz last Friday and this weekend with the sightings of Ray-J and Crackney Whitney Houston out.  This picture here says it all.  It’s obvious she’s not on planet Earth, and to let Ray-J be seen out in public with you DAMNED sure means your ass is higher than a kite.  I mean have you HEARD his song????  What a dumbass!

Thanks to SOHH Streetz for the tip!

*In best DMX voice from “Get At Me Dog”* What’s this??

Seeing this picture of Khia just ruined my damned breakfast. Seriously, what is that hanging down from between her legs? She is just ASKING for it with this picture.

Thanks to Kid Fury at The Fury for this joint! Check him out!

I thought that Lil’ Mama’s horrid ass dress at the Grammy’s was the ugliest dress of the year, but Omarosa’s dress has managed to surpass that one in UGLINESS! Wow! I guess “vomit-inspired” is the new pattern for the ‘08?

Step ya game up!

Is the money THAT tight, Flav?  I mean DAMN!

Flavor Flav is currently in Toronto filming “Under One Roof” for MyNetworkTV.  It’s the station’s first original sitcom.  That’s not the problem though.  The problem is it’s a minstrel show!!!

MyNetworkTV is returning to the scripted arena with a new half-hour comedy series starring rap artist and reality-TV star Flavor Flav.The network has ordered 13 episodes of “Under One Roof,” a show that network president Greg Meidel describes as “a classic fish-out-of-water story.” {Note: You mean a classic negro cooning/acting a fool story?–Slim}

Flav plays Calvester Hill, a former convict who moves in with his wealthy, conservative brother, Walter (Kelly Perine). Calvester turns the Hill family’s life upside down, parading his old prison cronies through the house, teaching his nephew to be a gangsta rapper and butting heads with Walter’s snooty wife.

Wait a minute.  He couldn’t be the weird uncle who is just WEIRD because he was dropped on his head?  He couldn’t be the “fish out of water” because maybe they had different dads or something like that?  Luckily nobody watches MyNetworkTV (MyQ2 here in Seattle) but this is still a damned shame. I need Pastor Ma$e to come save my soul ASAP.

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(Photo spotted at Sandra Rose

Can anyone tell me what the hell Laurie Ann Gibson was thinking when she put this trainwreck together?? And even if the outfit DOES suck, she couldn’t do anything with her hair OR her face????

She looks like somebody’s ghetto mama who showed up to their prom for the sole purpose of whoopin’ their ass or getting broken off by one of the varsity football players…………

*SMDH* Life after Diddy is a bitch huh? Watch it Danity Kane!

Okay well it’s not REALLY a crazy house, but she was committed to UCLA Medical Center for an “evaluation.” I’m thinking they’re going to put her in a straight jacket and beat her with sticks until she gets right? Well that’s what I would do. Just kidding….

In reality it’s a good look. Get this! The person that engineered it is none other than her little manager dude Osama Lutfi. Her parents WENT OFF on the guy! They felt she didn’t need to be committed! OH WORD? I know they weren’t offended that someone did something. For all intensive purposes they SUCK and should’ve done this earlier! They’re just as bad as Amy Winehouse’s parents.

Hell I know Lynne ain’t talking. She’s got one that flew over the cuckoo’s nest if you know what I mean, and one 16 year old that’s about to nest because she’s pregnant.

According to TMZ it went down like this:

Last night, Britney’s new psychiatrist went to her home and felt she was a danger to herself and others — partly because of her reckless driving and partly because of her “downhill behavior.” As a result, the shrink launched a plan (days in the making) to have Britney committed to UCLA Medical Center by calling the cops.

Sources tell us the cops knew it was coming. In fact, the plan was for cops and paramedics to take Britney away the night before, but it was scrubbed. Last night, it all went down according to plan. Cops even used code to minimize craziness in transporting Britney to the hospital. Over the police radio, she was referred to as “The Package.”

Before the cops arrived, the shrink told her she was going back to the hospital and she offered no resistance. She said, “Is something wrong?” She made hot chocolate and waited. Her mom, Lynne, got extremely agitated, accusing Sam of engineering the impending commitment. We’re told Brit told her to “shut the hell up.” She demanded silence, sat on the floor and wrote notes to people who were there as they waited. When emergency personnel arrived, Brit went on the gurney without resistance.

We’ll see if this works……….

Click here to find out! She’s a “monster” of a woman…… Read more on this Article!

I went to visit one of my favorite blogs, and was greeted with this f*ckery.

So please excuse the delay in posting as I drive around Seattle looking for my reproductive system and my libido.

Apparently, when I saw this picture I blacked out. When I awoke, I found this letter they left me:

I’ll be back as soon as I find them………..

Here’s an idea! How about she scale back on the eye shadow and stop overdosing on self-tanning lotion? That might actually keep her from looking like a raccon standing on its hindlegs in a dress…..

I’m wondering, is Aubrey one of those girls that act ho-ish to get attention? I’m just asking

The Sun posted pictures and video of Amy Winehouse smoking crack at a raunchy drug-filled party she held at her home. She also did ecstasy and valium to bring herself down.

Amy threw the party at her trendy home in the early hours of Friday — just before she went to court to support husband BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL at a remand hearing.

Within seconds of greeting pals at the door, she greedily snorted powdered ecstasy offered on the corner of a credit card. Minutes later, with her head swimming, she is seen on the video being offered cocaine.

A friend cautions her not to take too much because the drug is from a highly-concentrated stash. But Amy disregards the warning and hungrily snorts a clump.

*SMDH* There are no words……

Good Lord!  These nails are a mess. 

Whose nasty hands were photographed getting some tunes ready for a night out on the town?

See if you guessed right after you leave a comment! 

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Zoe Kravitz hit up the MelroseMAC lounge during the Sundance Festival with a new hair-do.  Are you digging her hair?