Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

Something about J. Holiday is not appealing to me. He just looks like he smells black markers for fun doesn’t he?

As for the video? I couldn’t even watch all of it before I got ill at all the cliche crap. I mean let’s get real, could Fat Joe really score broads like those?????

I would’ve called this video a comedy, but upon hearing DJ Khaled’s ovary poisoning voice I decided to classify it as a tragedy. *SMDH*

And *lol* at the doves flying from Birdman! Oh SO thought provoking! *snickers*

(Spotted at C&D)

I bet if this picture of Busta Rhymes, Trick Daddy, Fat Joe and DJ Khaled were a scratch ‘n’ sniff it would smell like: bacon grease, Dax hair grease, weed and flavored condoms.

The guys performed at Mansion Nightclub for what I don’t know. It’s not like they’ve put out good sh*t recently this weekend.

Oh HELL NO, Wayne! I can’t vouch for Fat Joe (aka one half of the Bacon Grease Brothers) but damn….Wayne? I hardly knew ye!

According to the NY Post the two rappers had some hefty demands just to even set foot on the red carpet.

At Monday night’s Second Annual Ozone Awards at the James L. Knight Center in Miami, Fat Joe and Lil’ Wayne insisted that the event’s organizers meet their wacky demands - or they would leave. “Fat Joe commanded that the red carpet be shut down for him while he and his 30-strong entourage walked down it, and Lil’ Wayne was adamant about getting hot girls to personally fan him as he walked down the red carpet - but he didn’t want to take any pictures,” our source sighed. “They got what they wanted, since it was down to the wire. Both Fat Joe and Lil’ Wayne had at least two performances and had to present major awards as well. It would’ve messed up the show entirely if the organizers didn’t comply,” the insider said. A representative for the event declined comment.

First off all, I was unaware that Ozone Magazine could even AFFORD to pay for bucket dinners to feed the “hongray” guests much less get them squared away for the red carpet. Was this an awards show or was it a Pimp’s Ball??? I’m just asking.