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Let me be honest. From 1999 until 2002 I wanted to crush the HELL out of Eminem like a monster truck at a damned rally. I’m serious, I wanted to SMASH. At the time, he was the “creme de la creme” for white dudes. He represented well. Hell even my boyfriend dyed his hair blonde *side eyes*.

Unfortunately, he took himself out the limelight and may be having health problems.

Celebrity gossip site TMZ is reporting that 50 Cent’s favorite white boy may be suffering from some serious health problems. Em’s publicist reportedly told the site: “Over the holidays, Marshall Mathers, pka Eminem, was under doctor’s care at a Detroit-area hospital for complications due to pneumonia. He has since been released and is doing well recovering at home.” TMZ also reports, according to other unnamed sources, that in addition to pneumonia, Em might have a “serious heart condition” and that his weight has “ballooned” to over 200 pounds.

200 lbs. isn’t that bad. It happens! He’s a guy! I hope he wears it well at least. Y’all know Slim likes the thickums. A little thickness is good for grabbing, and there is a REASON why they call them love handles okay! I hope Slim Shady gets well soon!!

Spotted at XXL via TMZ

Yay….I guess? Anyway Eminem is set to release a DVD of his performances at his 2005 Madison Square Garden concert. It’s called Live From New York City and is set for release on November 13th. Here’s the track listing:

1) Evil Deeds
2) Mosh
3) Business
4) Rain Man
5) Ass Like That
6) Puke
7) Kill You
Like Toy Soldiers
9) Lodi Dodi
10) Just A Friend
11) Nuthin But A G Thing
12) My Name Is1
3) Git Up
14) How Come
15) Rock Star
16) 40oz
17) My Band
18) Stan
19) The Way I Am
20) Just Don’t Give A Fuck
21) Got Some Teeth
22) Stay ‘Bout It
23) The Set Up
24) Like Dat
25) Cleaning Out My Closet
26) Mockingbird
27) Just Lose It
28) Lose Yourself <----I hate this song!!!

Okay that’s great but WHEN can we expect a new album??? We really need some good rappers right about now the South pop is killing rap right now. When Fergie is a threat to Eve, things have gotten bad………..

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Let me get the legal jargon out of the way first. And just so you know Aftermath is Dr. Dre’s label; and Dr. Dre gave Em his big break.

On Monday (May 21), two management companies that represent Eminem filed suit against Aftermath Records, Interscope Records, Universal Music Group Recordings and ARY Inc. claiming they are owed revenue from digital downloads of the rapper’s music. According to The Tennessean, Detroit based F.B.T. Productions LLC and Em2M LLC say they are entitled to a 50% share of any revenue generated from downloads of Em’s music, but are currently receiving only a 12% cut. An audit that was completed in February estimates that the two companies were owed $650,000, and that amount has now reached $1 million.

Ummm…are things really that bad? This whole entire camp is having issues. Game and Dr. Dre, Fifty and Dr. Dre and now this? Hell this could have all been resolved at a strip club with a couple rounds Miller High Life.