Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

Yes Yung Jackass Joc gets idiot of the day for taking a gun to the airport and attempting to board a plane. To make matters worse, he missed his arraignment.

*sings “there he is…Mr. Idiot…..”*

Janice Dickinson stopped by The Today Show to discuss the debacle around Jennifer Love Hewitt’s drama. It was all good until she called Tyra Banks “fat.” So says the plastically doctored and old penis looking kettle. If I looked like boiled cow nuts, I wouldn’t comment on ANYONE’S body.

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The View’s Sherri Shepherd on Greco-Roman history and Christianity:

“I don’t think anything predated Christians.”

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I swear everybody at that table thought, simultaneously, “N!GGA PLEASE!!!”

Really there are no words……….

WTF is wrong with these people jumping into water over car theft? They still probably haven’t found the 17 year old local kid who jumped into the Green River and drowned a few weeks ago after he was caught in a stolen car.

What a way to go huh? That’s a closed casket funeral.

Eyewitnesses said they were shouting to the man to swim back to shore. When the man finally spotted the alligator, eyewitnesses said he screamed but then disappeared under the water.

The alligator and another smaller one were later trapped and brought to All American Gator in Pembroke Park.

Local 10 learned the larger alligator was well known on the reservation and employees had nicknamed it Poncho.

If an alligator either digests or kills a person it’s a state law through Florida Fish and Wildlife that it be destroyed, so the alligator will be put in an incinerator or be buried, Tongen reported.

All American Gator Owner Brian Wood said he’s been told to keep the alligator in storage until the Miami-Dade medical examiner can inspect the reptile.

“Some gators have a nasty disposition and he was a nasty gator. He seemed to have no fear of people which indicates that he was fed,” said Wood.

The body was recovered Friday by divers 50 feet below at the bottom of the lake.

*SMDH*

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(Nice shirt grandma!)

Some Reno residents are pissed that a billboard featuring Beyonce, with her tittayballs covered by a bikini top, has gone up in their neighborhood. The residents say it’s inappropriate and that it needs to be changed. One resident, Ward Ryan, even says it’s “ghettozing” the neighborhood. *Slim side eyes*

Scott Seidenstricker, manager of KWNZ, said the photograph of Knowles is part of a series that also includes singers Gwen Stefani and Justin Timberlake.

“The billboards were taken from publicity shots and this is the way those people perform,” Seidenstricker said. “So to show them in a jogging suit probably wouldn’t be the right thing.”

Other residents expressed more concern over how the billboard has blocked mountain views in the west Reno neighborhood.

“If you come out here it now dominates the skyline,” Ward Ryan said. “It just screams of degradation, it screams of ghettoizing a good neighborhood.”

Ryan, who has collected about 100 signatures on a petition protesting the billboard, said he was upset that Clear Channel installed it without notifying neighbors.

Uh, judging from the picture above, I don’t think that Beyonce is at fault for that neighborhood being “ghettoized.” I’m just saying. It’s not like they live in Malibu or anything. The cat sounds like one of those guys. You know the ones that act a fool when a minority family moves in on some “there goes the neighborhood” crap.

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B*tch please!
How is he going to sit there, having been a convicted murderer and talk smack about Monique, the black woman dating his son Tucker, who works with special needs children? He even admits to having never met her. *SMDH* You know what they say about ASSumptions……

Dog Chapman’s son and general LOSER Christopher Hecht had this to say in an interview with TMZ about why his dad isn’t a racist piece of scum. Don’t you just LOVE this logic?

“My dad’s not a racist man, if he was, he would have no hair, he’d have swastikas on his body and he’d go around talking about Hitler.”

He explained that he was giving TMZ the interview defending his dad because he wanted forgiveness for screwing his dad over a few months earlier. YUP! Your credibility is shot f*cko! He also said that maybe Tucker called his dad at the wrong time and that’s why he went off on his racist tirade. Oh I feel better now! He’s only a racist a few hours out of the day then? Lovely!

Tune into the Happy Nappy Head tonight as I break his logic down!!!

TMZ reports that A&E has pulled “Dog the Bounty Hunter” for the “foreseeable” future. HA! That’s good for his b*tch self.

Yay………
Don Imus will be returning to radio on December 3rd to WABC-AM according to TMZ.

How someone who looks like a dried piece of human feces has made it this long is beyond me. But then again, if Dwayne “Dogsh*t “Dog” Chapman can be a star, anybody can! Including the collection of boogers some of you have under your office desk.

There really aren’t any words, so I’ll just let XXL tell it:

A series of brawls broke out during a party on the Harvard University campus on Saturday night (October 27) after a DJ threw on the controversial Crime Mob song “Knuck If You Buck.” According to the Harvard Crimson, the altercations occurred at an after party for the annual Harvard Society of Black Scientists and Engineers step show. The event, which took place in the University’s Lowell House dining hall, attracted over 400 students from Harvard as well as Boston University, Boston College, MIT and other schools. At around 1:00 a.m., when the DJ played “Knuck If You Buck,” Crime Mob’s crunk anthem that has been blamed for inciting violence in the past, a fight broke out on the dance floor.

“That’s a song where everybody goes wild,” said Jarred Watson, a Northeastern University student and party attendee. “The crowd started touching each other and bumping into each other. Then I saw a whole bunch of people screaming, and I saw people fighting.” The fighting soon spiller out into the Lowell House courtyard while Harvard University Police Department officers tried to quell the situation. Eventually, the HUPD was joined by six state trooper cruisers and several Cambridge police vehicles. Two men were taken into custody in connection with the brawl, but were later released without charges. “Knuck if you Buck” caused controversy in January of 2006 when 16 year-old Baron “Deuce” Braswell II was stabbed to death while the song was playing during a party in Fredericksburg, VA

*sigh* I know that they are in college and that sh*t gets wild, but to have THAT many folks go wild and to require that many authorities is crazy. *SMDH*