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Look at former rapper Ma$e, now known as Pastor Mason Betha, and his wife Twyla {<--What the f*ck kind of name is that?--Slim} advertising their "Born to Succeed" religious program. Well isn't he a regular Jimmy Swaggart?

I wonder if he touches on cheating on your wife with trannies in Atlanta. It would be even better if he would reach out to Puffy and anoint him with talent.

Rihanna and T-Pain were just some of the offenders……

Jay-Z performed in Las Vegas on the 29th. Loving the suit swagger. Where was Beyonce though?

AJ Holloway, Gabrielle Union and friends *snickers* partied it up this weekend too! Looking nice! Wish I could have a “drank!”

Bucky O’Hare aka Diddy and Dylan posed for pictures.

Tiffany Pollard aka New York and her beau *snickers* Tailor Made were in Miami having a few brews. This sh*t right here is damned so repulsive it’s cute. I mean just odd.

Tyson Beckford was also hosting a party in Miami. Nice sneaks!

Kim Porter will be featured in the upcoming issue of Essence but you don’t have to wait to get a few excerpts:

On Baby Rumors:

ESSENCE: Speaking of being faithful, there have been rumors about Sean and a baby in Atlanta swirling around for a while. Is this why you left the relationship?

KIM PORTER: Hmmm… Well, that definitely was part of it.

On How She Left Him:

ESSENCE: You left the relationship in a very dramatic way. I understand you waited until Sean was out of town and then you packed up the house. You took the cars, the nursery furniture, the kitchen table, everything. Why did it go down like that?

KIM PORTER: Because there was no other way. You think he would have let me walk out the door? He wouldn’t have wanted me to go.

There will be a hell of a lot more in the October issue. I’m getting my copy for sure!

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AAAAAAAAAARGH!!! *weeps and gnashes teeth* Why? They couldn’t find anybody else to play Biggie? I’m not quite sure I trust this dude to portray Biggie in the upcoming biopic. But BallerStatus confirmed it.

Kingston, who is enjoying the success of his breakout hit single “Beautiful Girls,” beat out hundreds of hopefuls who hoped to land the role in “Notorious,” which is being executive produced by Sean “Diddy” Combs.

“When I first heard about that movie, it was through management,” Kingston said in a statement. “My management told me about it and, you know, I had auditioned for it and I met with the director and I nailed it and he gave me a shot now at being in the movie.”

Apparently Biggie’s mom, Voletta Wallace, was also part of the decision-making process. Fine, Okay. I’ll give him a shot. But he better bring it. The last time they gave some nobody a part, the b*tch f*cked up the “Transformers” for me. Yes, Megan Fox I am TALKING TO YOU.

Some people will say that there isn’t a hint of homo-eroticism in mainstream hip-hop these days but I beg to differ. I will use Screamfest Pukefest as an example:

Is it just me or does the photo come off a little zesty? This is wrong on so many levels.

Everything about this cat just says nasty. I for the life of me don’t know how she didn’t choke on her own vomit from him tilting her head back.

WHY??? Why is your shirt off Fifty? WE GET IT!

Your shirt should DEFINITELY not be off. Olive Oyl’s black half-brother looking behind. He looks like the missing black smurf.

The NY Daily News’ Rush & Molloy are reporting that Diddy had a fine time with two groupies hotties in the Hamptons last night. This comes just one day after it was reported that Diddy and Kim Porter were broken up.

Apparently Bucky O’Hare Diddy showed up to an event he was supposed to host at 2:15 am and only stayed an hour playing a low profile. When it was time to leave, he had his bodyguards rustle up two groupie broads into one of the SUVs he went to the party in and took off.

Damn Diddy don’t feel so bad!! Life isn’t over! Poor guy! He’s so shaken up over Kim Porter dumping him.

Maybe Diddy’s long-time female cuckold ex-girlfriend Kim Porter saw my scathing post about her lacking self-respect or dignity after I posted pics of Diddy and Cassie chilling cozily at a party in the Hamptons, because she dumped his ass.

The NY Post reports that it could have something to do with Sienna Miller:

The friendship between Combs and Miller was rekindled last weekend when he went to London to perform in the Princess Diana Memorial Concert at Wembley Arena.

According to Britain’s Daily Mirror, Combs went to the concert after-party at a club called Paper, but “didn’t look too happy to be there . . . until [Miller] arrived . . . For seemingly the first time all night, he started to enjoy himself . . . he ordered six burly bouncers to form a ring around the couple. And one unlucky reveler who accidentally strayed too close to the pair at Paper . . . was manhandled out of the way by their heavies.”

Combs and Miller were so engrossed in each other, they “failed to notice staff accidentally smash several champagne flutes at the table,” the London paper said.

Well I hope it’s true, as Diddy’s camp denies it. She’s no looker but God Almighty ANY MAN is better looking than Diddy.

Paging Kim Porter! Paging Kim Porter! Can you please come get your beaver lookin’ baby daddy? By the way your dignity and self-respect called. They aren’t coming back. They are on permanent vacation.

The black cousin to “Bat Boy” stepped out in London last night for an event. Though his face makes me want to blow chunks, the suit is very nice. Not even his superficial ass could ruin such a nice outfit.