Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

I don’t care what anybody says, Lil’ Scrappy looks like a great white shark……..
*whispers to Diamond* PLEASE don’t let him “eat at Joe’s” if you know what I mean *wink wink*

Oh by the way, Diamond is releasing a mixtape and all that bullsh*t in case you cared.

According to Sandra Rose, Diamond (pictured on the left in the tacky blonde tweave….yes…tweave) has left Crime Mob. Sandra is still working on the details from both her and Princess, her ex-bandmate.

*Brings out party favors* I don’t give a damn! Err…I mean their contribution to hip-hop will be missed……….*snickers*

So the homey, The Furious One of The Fury had the INSIDE scoop at the Ozone Awards. This cat has a gang of videos for your viewing pleasure from inside the actual awards. Please go to his site and check all of them out. There are quite a few and they’re all an inside look at how n*ggalicious the Ozone Awards got. I picked this video because I have never seen anything more chav-tastic since the Source Awards. And we ALL remember The Source Awards *lol*.

Things to look for:
-Buckeey dissing Tango
-Diamond and Princess of Crime Mob’s scaliwag ass acceptance speech. *SMH* I feel like I should’ve been invited so I could get on stage like Susan Powter, yelling “Stop the madness, n*ggas! We is free now!!!!”

The men may have looked like sh*t on a stick but the women were NOT to be outdone. I didn’t receive an invitation. I guess it was lost in the mail or something *tosses imaginary long blonde weave over shoulder* but I guess the theme for the women’s attire was “Ghetto Prom: We Fly High.” Don’t believe me? Take a look!

Princess of Crime Mob was there looking as HIGH as a 777 on its way to Paris. She was OH SO WASTED! Is the SUN that bright? Why are you the only one squinting, Princess? Damned chickenhead self. When I look at Princess the faces she makes remind me of Beast from “Beauty And The Beast” that used to broadcast on t.v. FIX YOUR FACE for pictures, you old scaliwag.

Her first mate in trashiness was there. Diamond also of Crime Mob was there TRYING to get out of her gutter mentality but she couldn’t quite do it. I think she can look very pretty and dare I say….refined?? (gasp!) If only she would get rid of the wigs and/or crappy lace fronts and wear some nice clothes. I won’t hold my breath. She was there with rumored f*ck buddy Lil’ Scrappy, whose teeth never cease to amaze me with their brightness or frighten me with their share LENGTH. I thought black people had upper lips. Maybe I’m wrong????????? Let me just leave the black Bugs Bunny alone. What’s up doc, eh Scrappy?

Now who’s kid threw up all over Jacki-O on the way to the show???? Looks like she decided to wear some regurgitated cupcakes with pink frosting and sprinkles. Who designed her dress, hmmm? House of Vomite?

One-hit wonders Rasheeda and Kandi Burrus were there. Rasheeda needs to see a gyno because apparently she has a piece of bubblegum stuck between her legs. NOT good darling!

That wraps up the Ozone Awards fashion. This goes to show two things: 1) your favorite crappy, pop rappers aren’t as rich as they rap about *lol*. They shop at Sears for awards dresses too. 2) We got to do better.