Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

Now they got me REAL hype! “American Gladiators” was my show growing up. I was a stan for *digs deep in gallery of mediocrity part of brain* Storm? Oh well they are probably in a group home by now. But I sure am glad to see it back on. Laila Ali is lovely and I’m still a bonafide Hulkamaniac but not when it comes to him and Linda’s parenting skills. *side eyes Nick and Brooke*

Laila Ali, third-place finisher in ABC’s Dancing with the Stars last season and current undefeated World Super Middleweight Boxing Champion, is entering a different kind of ring next year. Ali, 29, will join Hulk Hogan as co-host of NBC’s American Gladiators, PEOPLE has confirmed.

“It’s an honor to be reintroducing this American classic to a new generation of fans,” Ali said. Although she competed on DWTS, this will be the first time Ali has ever co-hosted a TV series.

YES! That’s what’s up!

This is a classic merengue song. I swear the devil himself must have played this because it’s so fast. But it’s a classic song and old because I was a kid when it came out *lol*. Like still eating my own snot. Ewww that’s gross but oh so true.

Wouldn’t it be funny if they made those bastards dance to this on “Dancing With The Stars?”

So we’re up for now….BUT there’s a lot more design to come so bear with us. Here’s a little tidbit I found that might soothe your tired self after working in the cotton-fields office:

Rapping with the Stars? No really?

Apparently ABC’s Dancing With The Stars wasn’t enough to make celebrities run for the hills for fear of being outed as “D-list” (Yes we see you Christina Milian….) now there are reports that MTV might be planning a Rapping With The Stars….well it’s explanatory. Apparently MTV is very close to making it this happen.
OOOOH goodie! Just what I’ve always waited for. Not only more COONING but buffoonery! Mmmm mmm! You hoes aren’t ready for my man Karl Rove to rap next to Coolio bitches…Nas and Jay-Z better fall back!

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