Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

I was looking for some music to vibe to while working on my page, and decided to click on this video. I am GLAD I did! It’s a parody video from a show in the Dominican Republic.

What’s right with this video? It is everything I aspire to be! My dream outfit is what the lead singer is wearing [pompadour wig included too]! Green polyester pants never looked so good. Makes me really want to make go get a can of “Soul-Glo” and get my joint poppin’.

*Dancehall reggae horn* This is my joint! Out an’ Bad!!!!
Real talk, I am SOOOO happy I discovered this on YouToozle YouTube. All the weight I put on eating like a pig and stuffing my beak with this pregnancy is as good as gone with these Elephant Man Dancing Gym clips. Better get my inhaler out!!!

I love my West Indian and Jamaican people for real. Some of these dance names are killing me though. The “Elbow Dem,” “Lift Yuh Weights,” and the “Tek Weh Yuhself” make me laugh all the time. I’m coming up with my own dance for my people and I’m going to call it the “Stand Still” where I just stand there and do nothing but blink. HOTNESS!!

Check him out at 2:51 where he does the “Out and Bad” and hits himself in the head with that big chain he’s got on and literally walks off from the pain.

I LOVE this show!

Meet Clarence! Clarence is a psychic who supposedly offers free psychic energy readings on public access on the East Coast. Unfortunately when he TRIES to help cats, he gets pranked. It doesn’t help that he goes the hell off on his callers and hangs up on them though. Check him out!

My favorite line: “You finna catch a dial tone! There you go!” *hangs up phone*

Happy Thursday! You know how I show you my love? A RehDogg video. Hey! It’s better than me inviting you to my island “resort” and giving you some Kool-Aid to drink…..

I got hipped to this cat from being over at C&D last year and I gotta tell ya…..he’s THE BEST. Would it be bad to admit that I actually think about him when I’m alone in the tub??**

What’s not to like about this video? We’ve got the Ike Turner bowl cut wig going on, the black cape for the black hobbit effect, the yelping like a dying moose, AND the piece de resistance: the quick glimpse of two dogs humping. This is everything I ever wanted in a video. Word to Missy and Busta Rhymes circa 1995.

**LOL yeah right…if I were thinking of drowning myself.

Check out this new video from the homies at The Real about roid rage. And please believe Timbaland and Busta Rhymes get mentioned.

Dead at homegirl saying “b*tches ain’t sh*t.”

{Thanks to The Real!!}

How did I miss this? I know Christmas is over and all and after seeing this I’m kind of glad for it. I don’t know what to think about this dude. Quite frankly I don’t know if he likes to put his “yule log” into stockings or if he likes to take the “yule log” into his…………

There were plenty of funny clips and videos on YouTube this year, but none of them are as disturbing, freaky or just flat out questionable as this video and the people behind it.

They came [most likely on the couch], they saw, and they conquered all things questionably homoerotic. They made the sensual seduction of furniture seem even more vile than anyone could begin to imagine. They made us feel so sorry for that poor ottoman, that we wanted to start a “Stop The Sexual Abuse Of Ottomans, Couches and Floors” group. Well I did anyway. They also made us question what our boyfriends could really be doing when they claim they are getting together to play “Halo.” Hell it even made some of us send evil side eye glances to the couch I’m sure. Without further ado…..the winners of 2007’s Most Disturbed/Freakiest YouTube Clip are Peer Pressure aka those dancing closet homo dudes that dry hump couches and shit

YouTube must have removed the full version, but this snippet is just as effective in capturing a death by penis.

*sigh* Now I know how to answer when someone asks me how I want to die.

Honestly I can seriously tell this baby is telling his parents “now is the winter of your discontent!!”

This video is definitely not fresh. It’s like her video for “Oh” remixed. Please spare the ghetto bunny trash talk at the very beginning. I’m not fooled by their stank attitude.

I’m also not impressed by her dancing this time around because she’s doing the same old dance that she’s been doing in her concerts. We get it! But she’s not the only black chick who can spread her legs and pop down low. I know I’ve been doing that since second grade sixth grade. The song is a few months early if you ask me, as it would be perfect for the summer but whatever. Good look on the ORIGINAL video car: THE JEEP! Bentley what? Maybach who?