Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

I LOVE this show!

Meet Clarence! Clarence is a psychic who supposedly offers free psychic energy readings on public access on the East Coast. Unfortunately when he TRIES to help cats, he gets pranked. It doesn’t help that he goes the hell off on his callers and hangs up on them though. Check him out!

My favorite line: “You finna catch a dial tone! There you go!” *hangs up phone*

Look at former rapper Ma$e, now known as Pastor Mason Betha, and his wife Twyla {<--What the f*ck kind of name is that?--Slim} advertising their "Born to Succeed" religious program. Well isn't he a regular Jimmy Swaggart?

I wonder if he touches on cheating on your wife with trannies in Atlanta. It would be even better if he would reach out to Puffy and anoint him with talent.

Honestly I can seriously tell this baby is telling his parents “now is the winter of your discontent!!”

Something about J. Holiday is not appealing to me. He just looks like he smells black markers for fun doesn’t he?

As for the video? I couldn’t even watch all of it before I got ill at all the cliche crap. I mean let’s get real, could Fat Joe really score broads like those?????

Wow! I think this is Plies’ fifth video and his album hasn’t gone platinum yet. It’s clear that his label wasn’t even trying to put forth effort into this video. It’s cheap, they couldn’t even get good video broads, and the director damned sure wasn’t interested in making him look good.

How tall is Plies anyway? 3′5″ tall or something???

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(Thanks Michelle!)

I tried not to jump on this one, but I just had to after the Best Week Ever Blog posted this joint. Tina is the latest YouTube halfwit to make it to 15 minute super stardom, word to Tay Zonday. In this video she is talking about what she wants from a man. A few things she would like:

1) He can’t be fat.
2) Has to be white or Asian.
3) No GINGERS!

But I am asking, how are you going to ask someone not to be fat, when you aren’t the exact picture out of a 24 Hour Fitness brochure your damned self??? I’m just asking!

I bet just smelling her BREATH you’d need to go to rehab. *SMDH* Amy, girl, SEEK HELP!

Best line of the video: “….It’s kind of hard to make ends meet, so now I sell lines on the street.”

Growing up Panamanian/West-Indian you hear a LOT of ghost stories and tales about voodoo and santeria, so I believe in ghosts. I’m looking at this clip and I’m thinking it’s a ghost or a “duppy” like we call them back home. I’m a logical cat, but what bug flies like that????????