Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

I don’t know if this is a reflection on Vibe per se, but the “turnout” at their event had about as much star power as a black hole…

I for the life of me cannot UNDERSTAND why they got rid of “NY Undercover” with this brother on it. That was the business back in the mid-90s. Is it just me or does he look like he has a “life partner” as opposed to a “girlfriend?”

I love Cee-Lo so I tend to leave him alone because he was BRILLIANT on that Gnarls Barkley album. That joint is probably one of the best albums of all time. I just wonder if he has a hard time closing his mouth sometimes……

In an effort to extend her 15 minutes of fame to 15 minutes and 30 seconds, Saaphyri crawled out from her crevice. She’s still unbe-weaveable!

So handsome and yet so dumb. David Banner is a walking oxymoron. Please emphasize the moron after his latest comments on “snitching.” He looks like the type of cat you only call over to smash, then when he tries to talk afterwards, you tell him to stop talking and get out until the next time.

Every time I see Chrissette Michele I want to reach out to her. By reach out I mean getting together with her to hatch a plan to off the skank girl that ruined her debut: Rihanna.

This was Ne-Yo at his Birthday party at the Tribeca Rooftop last night.
Either Ne-Yo was:
a) Impressed by her singing
b) Passing gas
c) Blowing out the candles with his behind
d) Fantasizing about Chris Brown in a chocolate-sauce reduction
e) all of the above………….

I’m going with all of the above. I don’t know why……….

Chrisette Michele outside of the “Late Show With David Letterman” making her way in. She is so gorgeous! Love her look. And her voice is even better. Yet another great singer.

Nicole Richie was also at the Letterman show looking like two toothpicks on a stick. What’s new???

Caridee English was on hand for ESPN Magazine’s Summer Fun Party Hosted by Taye Diggs and Laila Ali in NYC. Her makeup makes her look dead. Inflect SOME color please!

Laila looked STUNNING! I really noticed how gorgeous she was on “Dancing With The Stars.” She doesn’t disappoint here.

Taye Diggs doing his best to look like an ass. Word of advice: THOSE HATS DO NOT FIT YOU. That is all…..

Kim Kardashian may be a groupie have a bad rep but she always looks good. Love this outfit and her body is banging. She was on hand for Caroline D’Amore’s Birthday Party in West Hollywood. And guess who else was invited:

Can someone please tell me who invited Leilene from “Flavor Of Love” and “Charm School?” I’m just asking. Who would’ve thought that making an ass of yourself on national television would get you into parties. Her shoes are whack.