Seattle Slim Presents The Beat-niks: I See You Jackin’ Bitch…

Uh-oh! Someone’s trying to get into Chris Breezy’s pockets!

Talk about a hefty Christmas present. A concert set designer has reportedly filed a million-dollar lawsuit against the tour company of R&B star Chris Brown.

John Troxtel alleges that Brown’s touring company didn’t own up to their end of the bargain after a verbal agreement for his work designing the sets for Brown’s “Up Close and Personal” Tour.

What is going on with all this litigation crap? Rapper Birdman is also being sued for allegedly not paying licensing fees.

All I know is if they need a lawyer, they can hollar at Seattle Slim Esquire. I do watch a lot of Law & Order. I got my litigation game on lock!

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I think the resemblance is in the forehead. I definitely think that he resembles a porpoise……..

This was Ne-Yo at his Birthday party at the Tribeca Rooftop last night.
Either Ne-Yo was:
a) Impressed by her singing
b) Passing gas
c) Blowing out the candles with his behind
d) Fantasizing about Chris Brown in a chocolate-sauce reduction
e) all of the above………….

I’m going with all of the above. I don’t know why……….

I am not a Chris Brown fan but he killed it last night at the VMAs. The boy danced his heart out and delivered. One of the FEW good performances of the night.

Alicia Keys ripped it too!

Her performance had me clapping at home like a nerd! Can I just say that her body was on point and that her whole outfit was the truth??? To see Alicia perform, click here!

After having the misfortune of watching Chris Brown’s latest PIECE OF SH*Tvideo with T-Pain at the YBF blog, I was actually ELATED to see Sisqo’s black fairy of dancing goodness likeness again! Apparently he ain’t dead! He performed at the Roc Tha Block event in Sydney (today).

I never thought I would say this, but please come back. That brother can actually sing. Anybody to take out T-Pain’s ass.

Naughty By Nature came through! Good to see that in places like Europe and Australia they actually appreciate good music still man. Real talk if it wasn’t for those kids, these cats would be real hungry. Wu-Tang is out there, Nine, NBN now….Hmmm! PLEASE COME BACK! *slaps self* Okay moving along…..

The only known living vampire from 15th century Africa Akon performed as well. I see there are no teen girls on the stage NOR young boys either. Good……

Chris Brown was on the Today Show today performing. This picture says so much and none of the words include “sexy” or “hot.”

*yawn*

“I’m trying to be the R&B Tupac,” he said. “I’m trying to make as many records as I can so when I’m out of this world, y’all can still have music from me nobody has heard yet.”

- Chris Brown to MTV

Oh Chris…..that’s presuming that you are still relevant. He’s got an excellent voice, but can we step up our lyrics just a little bit? Because this right here, from the song “Kiss Kiss” on his upcoming album:

‘She wants that lovey dovey/ That kiss, kiss/ In her mind, she fantasize about getting with me/ ‘Cause they hating on me/ They wanna dis, dis, but she’s fine, so fine/ And thick as can be.’

Is not going to help you get to your goal. Step that game up……