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Rap did NOT have a good year this year and we all know it. If the sh*t ain’t dead to the lames then it damned sure is on life support and ready to flatline. Thanks Atlanta!!!

Lupe managed to be one of the few rappers to escape with a good release he can be proud of, coming in at #15 on the charts. Chingy is literally scraping the bottom of the barrel…….

According to numbers released by Neilsen SoundScan, Chicago rapper Lupe Fiasco sold 144,079 copies of his sophomore album The Cool this week, debuting at #15 on the Billboard chart. While his 2006 debut album Food & Liquor debuted at #8 last September, it sold significantly less than The Cool, moving nearly 81,000 units after it was leaked months in advance.

St. Louis rapper Chingy’s fourth album Hate It or Love It, his first on Def Jam since reuniting with Ludacris’ Disturbing Tha Peace, also debuts at #84 this week after selling 31,517 copies. This is less than half the sales of his 2006 album Hoodstar, which sold just over 70,000 copies to debut at #8.

Ludacris and DTP must be proud………..

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What can I say about this video that hasn’t already been said about every rap video that has been out since 2003???

I really do like how they use the “video ho comes out of the pool dripping wet” angle for the BAZILLIONTH time. Maybe if they could throw in a great white shark chasing her as she swims for her life it would spice the video up?

New Music from Chingy! Check it out!

It’s called “Fly Like Me” and it features Amerie. It’s got a good beat and I thought it was catchy. I actually like Amerie’s voice on this track. The lyrics are nothing stellar. It’s nothing you haven’t heard a billion times already but it’s still going to be a popular song, if widely released. Check it out:

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Oh boy! There is much to cover thanks to the BET Hip Hop Awards. *SMDH* I am truly at a loss for words. Let me get the pictures out of the way and then on to the drama with black doodlebop Clifford “T.I.” Harris. Lots of pics so yeah, enjoy!

This picture here sums up the state of hip hop. *SMDH* It’s not that I couldn’t find anything wrong with this picture, it’s just how much time ya got? I notice that gregarious ass chain he used to wear is missing. Behind on some payments, Joc?

Trina looked awkward. This looks like a photo outside of homecoming. I kind of like the dress though.

That’s right! BET is for the CHILDREN!!! COONING is for the kids!!

This picture says “homo-erotica” plain and simple. This is wrong on so many levels.

Where is Mims’ neck????? He reminds me of this Barbie doll I used to have after I broke her neck. I just forced the head back on to the body. She was never the same.

Keyshia looks like a wasp that went through too much white pollen in this picture. What did you want me to say? This is the vibe I get!

If I were KRS-One I wouldn’t have shown up personally. He looks happy to be there…….

Lil’ Mama looks nice for a change.

Aw come on man! Are there really no shirts? Vanity is a bitch.

LOL at Polow Da Don looking like the dweeb that he is. But is it bad that I like those glasses?

Ciara hid her man-shoulders! Good look! Now you just need some tits and you’ll look like a full-grown woman! LOL I kid.

David Banner cleans up nice!

Still trying to stay relevant eh, Hurricane Chris? What was he nominated for? The “Won’t Be Around Next Year” award?

Jazze Pha must find it incredibly difficult to move his head considering he has no neck.

WHY??????????

Big Boi looks like a black punk rock hobbit.

Aww Bun B has a wife?? Very cute couple.

This picture scared me. Cassidy looks like a spitting cobra.

Chingy is actually bothering the photographer for some spare change to help pay off that suit he rented.

Atlanta rapper Young Jeezy celebrated his 100th birthday over the weekend and it was well….it just was.

I HIGHLY suggest he get a toupe or wear a hat because right about now he looks like a black vibrator with sunglasses on. He looks like a real d-ck.

Excellent fashion sense Zoe!!! Honestly I would ask him who he’s wearing and by that I would be referring to WHOSE ASS IS PLASTERED ON HIS SHIRT………..

The black Doodlebops were there. I mean T.I. and Tiny. I think they are short enough for me to rest my titties on their heads. Pregnant tits are heavy….

Ne-Yo aka The Black Darkwing Duck was there. Everytime I see him I think of a Black Koi Fish………

Are you still relevant Chingy? I’m waiting for him to write a book along the lines of “Talent Are You There? It’s Me Chingy!”